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Chill Your Tits

an exclamation to describe when someone is overly excited/worried about something.
Danielle: Austin is balding!
Mikaela: Chill your tits.
Danielle: Awkward. I don't have any.
by AnielleDay November 13, 2011
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trippin off your tits

"you were really trippin off your tits on Friday night"
by maddlaw March 2, 2009
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calm your tits

A sexist and degrading way of telling someone to calm down. Effective because it silences the addressee by invoking their fear of appearing like a hysterical female.
Wife: "I can't believe you would quit your job and not even tell me about it!"
Husband: "Calm your tits. If you ever had a job, you would understand."

Boyfriend: "I just don't want to have children unless we're married."
Girlfriend: "Calm your tits. You sound like my mom."
by hypehuman April 2, 2019
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settle your tits

When a person is overreacting in a situation where it is completely unwarranted, one can be told to settle their tits. A phrase used to let someone know that they need to settle down.d
A - What the fuck ref?! Crosby's being a pussy!

B - Dude, settle your tits. Giroux's gonna knock him on his ass.
by Briere48 September 10, 2012
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getting your tits lit

When someone gets burned really bad at any activity. An epic fail. Becoming a loser.
When I got dumped, my girlfriend said I have a small dick.
Dude, you were getting your tits lit by her.
by Keithhhh June 26, 2017
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National Show Me Your Tits Day (or NSMYT Day) is the day in which all your friends have to show each other their tits - boobs - moobs.
Ayo its National Show Me Your Tits Day, send me your tits!
Goddamnit, fine.
by TheCodingNick December 30, 2021
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