New York Yanker

A group of New Yorkers go out and buy a dollar slice for every member of the group. They then get in a circle and start violently masturbating using the pizza as a fleshlight. The last one to finish has to drink the gallon jug of previously gathered rhinoceros semen and eat all of the pizza.

"Did you get the rhino cum?" "Alright! Lets go hit the New York Yanker!"

by newyorker51 October 12, 2023

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jank yanker

Somebody who buys “glass rose pipes” from a gas station to get “janked” aka a crackhead

It smells like burning plastic around here, must be the jank yankers.

by Arbitrary_Anomaly November 4, 2022

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Titty Yanker

Be a cow, a girl - you yank their tits. Such as pulling on the nips.

Farmer Tom is a titty yanker as he enjoys milking cows.

by Pisque September 18, 2022

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Yanker

A yanker is someone who uses creative (and sometimes humorous but mostly cringe and embarrassing) methods to enhance their physical appearance, strength, or muscles, often by leveraging props or clever tricks – like pulling on their pants to flex their muscles!"

Person 1: I'm so strong my twig like armlettes weigh 40kg each
Person 2: Cope! We all know you're a yanker flexing by clutching to your pants pocket.

by Onclebonbon June 28, 2024

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