Wet Wumpus

When you say someone is “wet wumpus” it is the highest ranking complement in our language. Calling someone a wet wumpus means you truly appreciate them and by calling them that it shows they mean the world to you

Boris: just had a pit noodle and a wank
You: you are not wet wumpus go back to monkey school

by Wet Wumpus August 20, 2022

Milk wump

To throw a carton of milk at someone at full force.

Milk wump: "HA! I just milked wumped Mrs. Lichtenfeld in between the boobs!"

by Bigdaddy James January 24, 2009

Wallsack Wolly Wumper

To smack your balls so hard against a wall, you cannot walk, let alone stand for at least a week.

Damn, did the hospital provide a wheelchair?

No, they blamed me for the Wallsack Wolly Wumper!

by ProZak95 July 20, 2011

Wump

When you go for a dump and end up having a wank aswell

Oh my god i went for a dump but ended up having a wump.

by djamo September 13, 2009

wumpkin

A pumpkin and a watermelon combined into one plant.

They had a wumpkin at the state fair!
I wonder what it'd taste like...

by embem August 18, 2008

Wump

An idiot/whimp

C'mon you wump

by Osi777gt May 5, 2018

wumpussexual

Wumpussexual is where you are sexually attracted to Wumpus. Wumpus is the well-known mascot of Discord. So if your wumpussexual then you are sexually attracted to Wumpus.

Bruh wumpus is so hot. I'm so wumpussexual

by myfer_defines June 22, 2023