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Dumpling Wrapper

Shitting a steamy turd into a wad of moist toilet paper and leaving it stuck to the wall, on the floor, the toilet seat or on the tank.
I left a dumping wrapper in the locker room shitter. That janitor is gonna be pissed.

It was my roommate’s turn to clean the toilet this week so I left him a dumpling wrapper.

I stopped at the rest area to cop a squat and slipped on a dumpling wrapper.
by Dick Onchin October 16, 2021
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Texas bowl wrapper

An extremely long turd.It's long enough to wrap around the entire bowl and the finishing end sticks out of the water..
Eric had to drop off a deuce and when he lifted the toilet lid,someone already left a Texas bowl wrapper in the toilet.
by reysegotfingered February 22, 2015
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Penguin-wrapper philosophy

Philisophical phrases that everyone knows and groans whenever they hear it. Much like the jokes on penguin wrappers.
Of The Matrix: Reloaded: "Random Bible references and penguin-wrapper philosophy do not a good movie make."
by shen-an-doah October 21, 2003
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same shit different wrapper

This Phrase is to describe when someone tries to scam others and pitches the same basic idea, but alters it to make the victim seem special.
In high school i used this photography scam on all the jocks by selling them the same shit different wrapper
by David Atkins February 18, 2009
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candy wrapper

Another term for condom.

The candy is your dick, and the wrapper is the condom.

Candy+wrapper = Candy wrapper!
Person 1: Dude, where did you get that candy wrapper?
Person 2: They have 'em at the gas station down the road.
by DJ M&'M July 30, 2008
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half in the wrapper

The top of the bell curve of one's drunkeness. One usually mentions to a friend, often off-to-the-side or discreetly that they are "half in the wrapper". This usually occurs long after it's apparent to casual observers.

The point at which the downhill slide to passing out is inevitable.

Wrapper refers to a blanket or comforter one seeks in the last moments when there's nothing left to do but curl up and pass out.
Check it out! Brian's trying to act all cool with those chicks but he's half in the wrapper.
by snakepit7 July 5, 2005
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Lick the Wrapper

I say he so sweet
Make her wanna lick the wrapper
So I let her lick the wrapper...
by JIGABOO May 28, 2008
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