A sexual act requiring the insertion of both the index finger and middle finger into the vagina, while inserting the pinkie and ring finger into the anus. In some circles this has been more commonly known as "The Spocker". The moniker used here relates to the catch phrase "We'll be back in two and two". As you are giving the willing recipient "Two and Two".
As commonly used "I've been known to Chuck Woolery a lady every now and again" or "This one girl had been shockered before, so I decided to introduce her to my man Chuck Woolery".
"On my dating game, I pull the Old Chuck Woolery, and I'm guaranteed a second date"
"On my dating game, I pull the Old Chuck Woolery, and I'm guaranteed a second date"
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