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woolcock

someone who puts there cock up their bellybutton and gets bellybutton fluff on it
Bob: "man i just got a woolcock"
Brian: "that serves you right for not washing your bellybutton"
by Fluffy Finkle September 9, 2009
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r/woooosh

It is the name of a subreddit in which one posts images of people not getting a joke. The "woooosh" means the sound of the joke that goes over one's head.

The term has been twisted ever since the shitty Reddit channels rose, and nowadays, r/woooosh is mostly said by 12 year old children who think that Reddit is cool. In 99% of all known cases, they are funnily enough the ones who missed the joke. Correct a spelling mistake? r/woooosh. The joke is unfunny or overdone? r/woooosh. Asked an earnest question? r/woooosh.

Luckily, more and more are getting sick of this shit, so r/woooosh is facing stigmatisation. I pray that one day, we will live in a world without r/woooosh.
Person a: Nobody: YouTube recommendations:

Person b: What the fuck man, nobody memes stopped being funny two years ago.
Person a: r/woooosh NORMIE! go back to cringestagram!
by FurryFemboysAre Hot January 4, 2021
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Woolworths

Nazi Dictatorship cleverly disguised as a super market, employs in excess of 145,000 clones. The Nazi Dictatorship also enforces a strict uniform policy as things such as nailpolish and ANY piercing other than lobes HAVE been known to kill/seriously injure people at random.
"Welcome to Woolworths worker 140,001, please leave all personality at the door"

"Hi i'm the opressive Human Recs manager for this store. Is that a lip piercing <Goes nuts> OMFG TAKE THAT OUT OMG IT COULD EXPLODE AND KILL EVERYONE BECAUSE THATS WHAT PIERCINGS DO.. YES I KNOW THEY DON'T DETRACT FROM YOUR APPEARANCE OR ABILITY TO SERVE CUSTOMERS BUT IM A STUPID BITCH.. BLA BLA BLA"
by Worker 145,001 September 21, 2005
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woohooday

A day where you celebrate getting something done, and letting other people know about it.
Similar to high fiving yourself though not as awkward.

You can plan a woohooday and be a real pain to everyone you work with when you shout "WooHoo" everytime you tick something off your to-do list.
"If you're having a woohooday, let somebody know why. Better yet...just shout WooHoo and don't tell them why."
by zazrock June 17, 2016
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WOOOOOOOOOOOOO! YEAH BABY!

A quote from the moist man himself MoistCr1tikal, which became a very popular meme.
WOOOOOOOOOOOOO! YEAH BABY! THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR, THATS WHAT ITS ALL ABOUT WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
by anonymous December 9, 2020
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Woohoo

1. Exclamation of excitement and joy.

2. Fucking / Sleep with another Sim in the Sims 3-4 (not sure about 2)
1. Woohoo, I just scored a goal!

2. What does the woohoo button do? Oh shit they're under the covers! What are they doing???
by ID10T_USER August 21, 2019
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r/woooosh

This is the right spelling, talking to you r/whoosh-ers and r/woosh-ers, the sound of a joke flying over your head, made into a subreddit for people to make fun of people who don’t get jokes.
OP: I hate people who beg for likes, like if you agree
TP (Terrible Person): But you just begged for likes!
OP: r/whoosh
AP (Another Person): You spelt it wrong, it’s r/woooosh
by MrShrimp102 August 27, 2019
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