woking pizza express

A magical place that defies the laws of physics; the staff won't remember your visit, and no-one saw it happen

The phrase comes from a popular pizza eatery in Woking that may be cited as an alibi whenever you're accused of something that you definitely did, but don't want to admit.

I can't have had sex with my good friend's trafficked child prostitute because on the night in question I was in Woking Pizza Express.

by Flangetta November 23, 2019

Wooning

Wooning is a verb derived from the British singer Jamie Woon. To woon is to do something in an intensely sexy and groovy with ultimate softness.

She wouldn’t stop wooning me so we made love.

That sax player really wooned his solo, I’ve still got chills.

by AM Labl May 31, 2020

Wroning

Confidently "correcting" someone who's right

Some tried wroning my post. What an idiot!

by LitaFita April 9, 2021

Wooning

Originally: Morning based on woona time.

Now: However it is now a slang term used for “hello” because people from many time zones use it

@jim wooning

by Rtencreeper June 3, 2022

waning wood

When your pecker wood starts devolving back to it's original form

When the strip club turned the lights on, and I saw that bitches C-section scar and her cracked out meth face it gave me a waning wood :(

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 22, 2022

Woking

A town South West of London with ideal transport links to London Waterloo. It's more than you'd expect from a town in Surrey and, if you don't mind avoiding chavs and so-called 'gangstas', an ideal place to live if you are middle aged. Key landmarks include the Shah Jahan Mosque, the first Mosque in Great Britain, and Rooster Shack, an innovative chicken shop franchise.

"I'm feeling a Peri Burger Meal, you know anywhere good?"
"Rooster Shack in Woking"

by annonysurreyute December 18, 2022

Wokingham

the fucking worst place on earth. never under any circumstances should you go here

i fucking hate wokingham

since when was ham woking

by wokingham hater September 18, 2023