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Cum Wod

A product of an orgasm of the male gender known as cum, also can be produced chunky, like cottage cheese. Aka a chunk nut
*franklin cums* sydney-“wow franklin thats a big cum wod! It looks tasty like cottage cheese!”
by Lindenbg December 7, 2019
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Dick wod

Me u see that stupid lookin ass over there

You yea that’s a dick wod
by Aussie m8ty January 28, 2020
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gay wod

a homosexual.

first used by the 9 year olds in south park several years ago and is still a very acceptable insult.
1)"Shut up gay wod"
2)"you're such a gay wod"
by badassmuther4000 June 28, 2005
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E-Wod

A proverbnounjective commonly used to describe people when in an unfamiliar circumstance tend to disagree with the factors relating to the activities, such as, and exclusively, becoming an e-wod.

E-wod originated from the great philosoboshers and laddergoat worshippers, Lord Hhoman Tors and Dame Heghas Mowelln (mandem). Invented in late April 2010, pon de Chambers hall weekly 'Messathon' sessions, the term seems to be inclusively understood by the two sole creators. It is thought that e-wod derived from electronic conversations held that day. This has not yet been confirmed. And it won't ever, as it is secret like the Coronal's recipe.

It has been reported that upon the 'birth' of e-wod, much polos were present and talk of trips to Guernsey were in the pipeLINE, along with the painstaking task of solving and understanding anagrams (marnragas and granasam).

Anyway, enough of the small talk, lets get down to the nitty gritty, reeeeally hone in on the subject, you know cut the crap pon de situ, put your brain to the test (or at least attempt to hoover up in Boshington tunnel), come and have a go if you think you're well'ard mush. You must be so gosh-darn cool.

To conlude, e-wod was aimed at Oopnam (the name has been anagrammed to protect her guji's) and is not a phrase to be taken lightly. Keep away from small children and naked flames. I am end.
:::Example #1:::

"Oh my god, why are you being such an e-wod?"

:::Example #2:::

Fred: So I was like walking down the street and he was there...

Tsimfuckis: That crazy e-wod from the Bronx? He's one of the homies, I got his back for real.

Fred: Oh my god! I totally thought he was a little squirrel thing!!

:::Example #3:::

"This is another example of how to correctly use e-wod in a real life situation".
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F.WOD

Girl 1: Did you fuck my ex-boyfriend?
Girl 2: Yes.
Girl 1: No Biggie. F.WOD.
by HelenAmyAnna December 25, 2007
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dong wod

Dong wod is the daddy of all penises, it is huge, veiny, black and can take down a bull.
"Oh my god you should have seen that mans dong wod last night... it was extraordinary!!!"
by Dong wod April 6, 2017
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post wod clarity

After you work out and you start to overthink everything
Kyle: Bro i finished my Workout and i got post wod clarity im not tryna do anything else today
by shilohsteezy July 21, 2021
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