Iam "The very idea of technology turns humanity into a group of monkeys turning a crank. Turn the crank (and like it) or die. The faster you crank the more you receive. So, you crank the crank and what does it do? It spits out another and now you have two. But this new crank needs someone to crank. And now we all have to crank the crank. And why? To keep the darkness at bay..."
Hym "I'm not cranking that crank you bastard... Why don't you pay me to crank it conceptually? Hahahahahahahaaa!!!"
Iam "Oh, oops..."
Hym "Eh?"
Iam "I should have done 'crank.' "
Hym "Why? What was the word?"
Iam "WoD"
Hym "Wahd? Like you busted a fat Wahd into a sock this morning? "
Iam "Wha!? No! Like 'W -O-D' it's an acronym for 'Work or Die!' You know?"
Hym "Ooooh.... I like my thing better..."
Iam "Yeah... You would..."
Hym "I'm not cranking that crank you bastard... Why don't you pay me to crank it conceptually? Hahahahahahahaaa!!!"
Iam "Oh, oops..."
Hym "Eh?"
Iam "I should have done 'crank.' "
Hym "Why? What was the word?"
Iam "WoD"
Hym "Wahd? Like you busted a fat Wahd into a sock this morning? "
Iam "Wha!? No! Like 'W -O-D' it's an acronym for 'Work or Die!' You know?"
Hym "Ooooh.... I like my thing better..."
Iam "Yeah... You would..."
by Hym Iam June 26, 2022
Get the WoDmug. by wodhater365 September 11, 2021
Get the wodmug. Typically a person of inferior qualities and sub-par personality who thinks it’s funny to shit all over people with no care for others emotions.
Dick wod: “ You look like a camel, but worse”
Person: “That kinda hurt “
Dick wod: “ Thats what your mum said... oooohhh”
Person: “ your such a dick wad man”
Person: “That kinda hurt “
Dick wod: “ Thats what your mum said... oooohhh”
Person: “ your such a dick wad man”
by σέξι σκύλα November 21, 2021
Get the Dick Wodmug. by Jmaktheknife January 31, 2025
Get the wod teamug. Wod is a word of Nordic origins. Its meaning is "violently insane", and it is often (when it's mentioned at all) accociated with the Norse god, Odin.
Person 1: It's Woden's Day today?
Person 2: No, it's Wednesday.
Person 1: Exactly!
Person 2: You're such a mythology geek, you know that right?
Person 2: No, it's Wednesday.
Person 1: Exactly!
Person 2: You're such a mythology geek, you know that right?
by JimmyHicks June 11, 2019
Get the Wodmug. God is the Supreme being and creator of all things according in the World of Darkness.
Generally, mortals identify God with the monotheistic deity presented by some religions. According to the Abrahamic religions, this god is named as Yahweh, Elohim, Jehovah or Allah. In China, he is known as the August Personage of Jade. That being said, he has many identities and purposes that span across the world.
God was the first being to exist. According to this belief God had no creator and was never made; he has always existed and was present at the beginning of the universe, known to the mages as the Prime. According to the tradition, God created the world and the universe by His divine will and power. God's motivation for creating the world is not explicitly explained in scripture, but it is believed to have been an act of divine love and kindness. He is seen as the supreme and transcendent being, who chose to create the universe and everything in it as an act of love and providence.
Generally, mortals identify God with the monotheistic deity presented by some religions. According to the Abrahamic religions, this god is named as Yahweh, Elohim, Jehovah or Allah. In China, he is known as the August Personage of Jade. That being said, he has many identities and purposes that span across the world.
God was the first being to exist. According to this belief God had no creator and was never made; he has always existed and was present at the beginning of the universe, known to the mages as the Prime. According to the tradition, God created the world and the universe by His divine will and power. God's motivation for creating the world is not explicitly explained in scripture, but it is believed to have been an act of divine love and kindness. He is seen as the supreme and transcendent being, who chose to create the universe and everything in it as an act of love and providence.
The wod (word of the lord) says Caine was cursed by God for murdering his brother Abel. Cainite mythology holds up to a high degree, with the story of Caine and Abel recognized by vampires that predate Judaism, and in certain cases recorded by Vampires at some time before Judaism. Special mention of this is made in Demon: The Fallen, where the stories of a certain desert tribe turn out to be unusually accurate - if, from Lucifer's point of view, biased. Obviously, Demons believe in God as much as they believe in themselves. Demons knew God, but their interpretation of God is tied up in a complex love/hate relationship represented by their Torment. Whatever Demons knew of God, however, they don't know what God is doing right now.
The Kuei-jin believe they know the answer to that one, however. According to the Wan Kuei, the "August Personage of Jade" turned his face on them when he cursed them, much like he did to the Yama Kings when he cursed them. The Wan Kuei believe in a god, they just don't necessarily believe that he's a forgiving god. They know this because they returned from their afterlife in the Yomi Hells.
The Kuei-jin believe they know the answer to that one, however. According to the Wan Kuei, the "August Personage of Jade" turned his face on them when he cursed them, much like he did to the Yama Kings when he cursed them. The Wan Kuei believe in a god, they just don't necessarily believe that he's a forgiving god. They know this because they returned from their afterlife in the Yomi Hells.
by Bad C dev November 17, 2024
Get the Wodmug. by shilohsteezy July 21, 2021
Get the post wod claritymug.