Wobbly Sausage

This is a synonym for a large, double ended dildo. It is typically used when one of your young children discovers your dildo stash and is so young and innocent that they think it is a play toy.

As inquisitive young children they will, naturally, ask you what the toy is and you are forced to respond with the answer that it is a Wobbly Sausage as they are too young for a sex-ed lesson.

Child: mummy what is this new toy you got me? *shaking the dildo with joy*
Mum: that's not a toy it is a Wobbly Sausage

by Azbo The Great! March 21, 2017

Wang Wobbling

To place your penis in someone else's hand and have them wobble it like a joystick until you ejaculate

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" Hey hun I'm really in the mood... could you grab the lotion and give me a wang wobbling ? "

"DUDE there's hookers out back giving free wang wobblings !"

by SenorBivins July 8, 2009

cock wobbler

One who constantly wobbles or fondles the male reproductive organ.

That kid sits at his computer all day looking at porn. Fucking cock wobbler..

by Pabs Momoney August 20, 2003

wobblyfloppers

Large breasts that wobble and flop when a woman walks.

Gee, Judy, these guys in the Black Elk Inn love to look at my flannel shirt.

Come on, Wanda, they're just gawking at your wobblyfloppers.

by Tuna Wanda May 15, 2005

wobblyfloppers

What big breasts become in time.

Looks like my boobs are becoming wobblyfloppers. But men still love to suck on them.

by Little Deby Big Boobs May 23, 2005

Wobbly Goblin

The flaccid condition of ones dick after far to much delicious whiskey. Also known as Whiskey Dick.

Eric: Dude, did you take Tara home from the Molle Frijole last night?!?
Ferg: Fuck Yeah, Snake! I was all set to plow when the ole Wobbly Goblin made an appearance. I Ended up pushin rope for an hour before she passed out... Then another half hour after that..

by The turd abibes October 25, 2016

Douche Wobbler

One who asks an incredibly stupid question for no apparent reason. This term is the only way fit to describe such folk.

Dude, you are such a douche wobbler. I am happy I'm not your friend anymore.

by tehmayor September 24, 2010