Man of few words

A person who doesn't say more than they have to, but doesn't say less than they need to.

The exact opposite of a chatterbox.

(This term is most often applied to men, but some women also fit this definition)

Titus is a man of few words. In most conversations he won't even speak up, but when he does, we all listen.

by Unit ZER0 October 30, 2015

Cheeky Woodsman

A pubic cut on a man who is relatively hairy, he shaves his entire pubic region and leaves the hair on the rest of his body. This gives a bald spot effect as though a woodsman has been playing silly buggers.

Guy A: "You need to check out my pubes man, gave myself a bit of a trim"
Guy B: "That's nothing, check out my cheeky woodsman!"

by jMiR October 13, 2010

famous last words

Statement made just before an untimely passing.
Things said by a person about to unwittingly cause his own death.
Such as:
I promise I won't get hurt.
Hey you guys watch this!
That (insert dangerous animal here) won't attack me.
I checked it's not loaded.
It's deep enough watch me.
I've done this a hundred times.
I know what I'm doing.
I am not going too fast!
I drive drunk all the time nothing's going to happen.
I can handle it.

Famous last words of a fool: This will be easy, no one's going to get hurt.

by jsd9632 April 20, 2012

woods kids

Disheveled children who habituate rural areas, sometimes known as "young'uns". These creatures appear ill mannered, unkempt, and uncivilized, especially when seen in “town”.

"Did you see those kids mistreating that animal, those sure are some woods kids".

by Richard Wags June 4, 2005

Benjamin Wadsworth

The beautiful, funny, talented (occasionally dead on the inside), adorable actor who plays Marcus Lopez Arguello. Just all in all a gorgeous and under appreciated little bean 🥰

*Gets done watching Deadly Class
Friend: That Marcus guy is pretty cute, I wonder what the actors name is?
Me: That would be one Benjamin Wadsworth. And I’m sorry but I’ve already called dibs on that crazy and gorgeous boy you see before you.

by cardboardben March 2, 2019

Night in the Woods

A quirky indie game made by Infinite Fall and released on PC, Mac, Linux, and PS4. About a college dropout, Mae. After dropping out of college, Mae finds herself in town, but very different from after she left. Take her on sweet adventures and explore the game, also unlock badges.

1. Oh wow, have you play Night in the Woods lately? I have. The Gregg ending is so good!
2. I'm gonna go take a night in the woods, don't mind me.

by Sky the Cat July 19, 2017

Does the Pope shit in the woods?

Does the Pope shit in the woods? An expression derived from the conjugation of two well known expressions that simply mean "obviously". The two expressions are "does a bear shit in the woods?" and "Is the Pope Catholic?"

Q. Hi babe, do you want me to pick up some wine for diner?"
A. "Does the Pope shit in the woods?!"

by Dr Yaj May 26, 2021