Wisconsin- Often thought of a place filled with cheese and/or lakes, studies have shown Wisconsin doesn't exist. It is actually somewhat akin to unicorns, Canada, and Republicans.
"I was born in Wisconsin."
"Haha, dude I didn't just fall off the turnip truck yesterday, I know Wisconsin doesn't exist. Just like Canada. And Republicans."
"Haha, dude I didn't just fall off the turnip truck yesterday, I know Wisconsin doesn't exist. Just like Canada. And Republicans."
by regretsareawaste April 23, 2008
1) A state where watching grass grow could be considered an actual sport.
2) Most glorified dairy products on the planet.
3) The state that you DON'T want to live in.
4) A place where people think that just because the Pack won the first Super Bowl that they have the greatest team every season. (COUGH 4-12 COUGH)
5) A state that has an endless amount of dumbass Indian-named cities that has a 2-year learning curve to be able to pronounce the names correctly.
6) Has some of the highest taxes in the country for no particular reason at all.
7) Rednecks who hate gays are everywhere, but somehow it's a blue state every election.
2) Most glorified dairy products on the planet.
3) The state that you DON'T want to live in.
4) A place where people think that just because the Pack won the first Super Bowl that they have the greatest team every season. (COUGH 4-12 COUGH)
5) A state that has an endless amount of dumbass Indian-named cities that has a 2-year learning curve to be able to pronounce the names correctly.
6) Has some of the highest taxes in the country for no particular reason at all.
7) Rednecks who hate gays are everywhere, but somehow it's a blue state every election.
Example 1: Wisconsin is Minnesota's bitch.
Example 2: Wisconsin, the only state where absolutely nothing happens.
Example 3: Wisconsin's only pride and joy is it's ridiculous abundance of alcohol.
Example 2: Wisconsin, the only state where absolutely nothing happens.
Example 3: Wisconsin's only pride and joy is it's ridiculous abundance of alcohol.
by Adam Weiland June 26, 2006
THE MOST UNDER-APPRECIATED STATE IN THE U.S.A! We make the cheese and the milk AND THE CREAM PUFFS! yea so our state has the most swine flu cases, and the streets aren't nessicaraly "safe" But its an amazing state. the Jonas Brothers Favorite State to come to on tour!
by Passion4jonas July 17, 2009
Best place to live ever.
UW is no.2 For beer drinking
no.1 For hard liquor.
-Said bye playboy magizne
And no.1 All around
Very real seasons. They hit hard, but its nice.
Party like its no one's business. which it isnt.
Cops are every where, But if you're a true wisconsinite. You wont get caught.
We dont all live on farms.
Home of the butter burger and Culvers.
Beer? we got it.
Liquor? we got it.
party's? duh.
Cheese? No shit it's wisconsin.
Snow? um yeah. A little too much.
Dickhead Scott Walker? yeah we got him. Wanna trade?
Second largest capitol building in America? FUCK YEAH
Awesome? isn't it obvious?
UW is no.2 For beer drinking
no.1 For hard liquor.
-Said bye playboy magizne
And no.1 All around
Very real seasons. They hit hard, but its nice.
Party like its no one's business. which it isnt.
Cops are every where, But if you're a true wisconsinite. You wont get caught.
We dont all live on farms.
Home of the butter burger and Culvers.
Beer? we got it.
Liquor? we got it.
party's? duh.
Cheese? No shit it's wisconsin.
Snow? um yeah. A little too much.
Dickhead Scott Walker? yeah we got him. Wanna trade?
Second largest capitol building in America? FUCK YEAH
Awesome? isn't it obvious?
guy1: Lets go to wisconsin
guy2: why? all they do is go cow tippin
guy1: they have the best burgers, beer, and party's, we are going no question.
guy2: shit they must be amazing!
guy2: why? all they do is go cow tippin
guy1: they have the best burgers, beer, and party's, we are going no question.
guy2: shit they must be amazing!
by WIisthebest February 03, 2012
One of three states (Wisconsin, Michigan, and Minnesota) that have absolute hicks there. The hicks never a) leave the state b) think they're in "God's Country" c) look down on every other state in the union d) act as if their state is the only state that matters e) think they're hot shit and f) are just plain morons.
Apparently they're also all really poor and don't use credit cards, they only use cash. They suck at financial matters.
They also go up to "the lake" a lot on weekends and get indignant when you've never heard of whatever lake they're talking about.
Apparently they're also all really poor and don't use credit cards, they only use cash. They suck at financial matters.
They also go up to "the lake" a lot on weekends and get indignant when you've never heard of whatever lake they're talking about.
Q: Have you ever been to Las Vegas?
A: No, why would I leave Wisconsin? I've got everything I need right here. This is God's country.
Q: Have you ever heard of Branson, MO? It's the second most visited tourist spot in the U.S. besides Vegas.
A: And Wisconsin.
Q: No, Wisconsin didn't make the list, but Vegas did, and Branson is the premiere tourist spot for families -
A: And Wisconsin.
Q: Whatever.
Q: When was the last time you went on a vacation and saw something new?
A: My parents and I went on a trip around the state and saw everything that Wisconsin had. It was so fun!
Q: What are you doing this weekend?
A: I'm going up to the lake!
Q: Oh, cool. What lake?
A: Lake _____ (something that ends in an "e" sound)
Q: Yeah, never heard of it.
A: OHHH! You've never heard of LAKE _____ (something that ends in an "e" sound)??!! Where have you been? Everyone knows Lake ____ (something that ends in an "e" sound)!!
Q: When was the last time you went and did something really exciting? Do you want to visit new places?
A: Nope, I go up to the lake and I have a cabin there and that's good enough for me. We go up there every weekend and that's what we like and we don't need nothin' else.
Q: Do you have a credit card?
A: Nope! We only use cash! No credit cards! Can I send you a money order?
A: No, why would I leave Wisconsin? I've got everything I need right here. This is God's country.
Q: Have you ever heard of Branson, MO? It's the second most visited tourist spot in the U.S. besides Vegas.
A: And Wisconsin.
Q: No, Wisconsin didn't make the list, but Vegas did, and Branson is the premiere tourist spot for families -
A: And Wisconsin.
Q: Whatever.
Q: When was the last time you went on a vacation and saw something new?
A: My parents and I went on a trip around the state and saw everything that Wisconsin had. It was so fun!
Q: What are you doing this weekend?
A: I'm going up to the lake!
Q: Oh, cool. What lake?
A: Lake _____ (something that ends in an "e" sound)
Q: Yeah, never heard of it.
A: OHHH! You've never heard of LAKE _____ (something that ends in an "e" sound)??!! Where have you been? Everyone knows Lake ____ (something that ends in an "e" sound)!!
Q: When was the last time you went and did something really exciting? Do you want to visit new places?
A: Nope, I go up to the lake and I have a cabin there and that's good enough for me. We go up there every weekend and that's what we like and we don't need nothin' else.
Q: Do you have a credit card?
A: Nope! We only use cash! No credit cards! Can I send you a money order?
by nba_kid_2000 December 26, 2008
Illinois' Largest State Park. A great place to visit when you've done all the cool things in Chicago.
by Wet Puppy February 04, 2010
1. A state where two fallen angels, Bartleby and Loki the Angel of Death, were eternally exiled to from heaven as the most severe punishment imaginable
2. Oshkosh nowhere
2. Oshkosh nowhere
by Anonymoustic November 28, 2010