1 definition by Notjustasimpleton
A state filled with bunch of small minded people who come off as though they’ve never left the state, let alone the country. Most Wisconsinites are people who are born, live and want to die here without never leaving. Don’t be a Wisconsin simpleton, be a go getter.
Teen from Wisconsin: I’m going to USC!
Wisconsin simpleton: Oh but you’re coming right back after you graduate of course!
Teen from Wisconsin: Hell no!
Wisconsin simpleton: Oh but you’re coming right back after you graduate of course!
Teen from Wisconsin: Hell no!
by Notjustasimpleton August 31, 2018