Witchita Bookmark

A sexual position in which a woman on her period, using a tampon, is positioned on the bed in an L shape to represent the frame of a book. The tampon string hanging out between her legs represents the string often found on a bookmark.

Man: "Damn girl, you on your period."

Woman: "It's no thing, let's do a Witchita Bookmark"

Man: "......The fuck?"

by Sean McAwesome February 10, 2010

Wichita Wet One

The act of forcing your cock into a chicks mouth and pissing in it while taking a shit. While your pissing in her mouth, another person pisses on her back.

We totally gave easy t a wichita wet one that one night. She was soaked, but shes a whore so she loved it.

by Jonny Bones March 19, 2008

Wichita Waistband

When a fat woman is wearing a corset too tight for her figure in order cover up a muffin top

Peg needed four women to help her with cinching up her wichita waistband before heading out for a night at Club Rodeo.

by 86FJ60 March 15, 2017

Wichita Kiss

The act of jumping and high-fiving someone, and upon contact all of time completely stops.

"How do we end this awesome adventure?"
"With a Wichita Kiss!"
*Reality freezes eternally*

by T0rt December 25, 2019

The Wichita Switcheroo

When a straight man initiates a sexual encounter with a gay man.

"I was hooked up with a 'straight' man 2 Sundays ago. Tbf, I was hit on first."
"Oh, The Wichita Switcheroo."

by William T. Brasky April 21, 2021

Wichita

Wichita is the biggest city in the dirt mounds of Kansas. The only things to do in Wichita is Sex, Drinking, Dancing and Drugs. If you ain't doing one of these than you have no life.

I had a great time last night drinking in Wichita, I had a lot of sex but I can't remember them.

by cscordas February 15, 2009

Wichita

Wichita is one of the most boring places in Kansas, ever. Don't plan on ever having fun in this flat, yellow place full of gangster's who would gladly syphon the gas from your car, pop your tires, and steal your tv's anyday. Your entertainment in Wichita is going down to Walmart and watching their plasma tvs. If you do plan on having fun, chances are the spuratic, random rain will turn your fun day at the pool to a shitty, gloomy day back at the house. And don't bother watching television or playing on your computer, the lightning 5 inches away from your house will change that too. Good luck sleeping with 5 tornado's passing your house in a row; and yes, there really IS alot of tornado's here, and if they don't actually touch down, you waste time having to sit in your basement because the news channel said "this is serious".

As sweeney todd would say. "Theres a hole in the world like a great black pit and it's full of people who are filled with shit and it goes by the name of WICHITA"

by JynxBaby June 29, 2008