Used to describe someone who can't seem to understand or correctly use grammar. Alternatively, this can be used as an insult to ones grammatical knowledge.
Texter 1: "their so annoying, im just going to leave those two to themselves"
Texter 2: "That's some Winkle Grammar right there"
Texter 2: "That's some Winkle Grammar right there"
by PetTheGodDamPeepo August 28, 2020
by bobtheslobthebob February 28, 2021
A British phrase used when a young lad masturbates and ejaculates into his hand, and tosses it into someone else's face.
Usually an insult, but can be used as a sign of affection on the oddest of people.
Usually an insult, but can be used as a sign of affection on the oddest of people.
"Mrs. Steger," the lad says to their Latin teacher, "have you ever been spilly winkled?"
"You want to spilly winkle Her Majesty the Queen? Treason!"
"You want to spilly winkle Her Majesty the Queen? Treason!"
by Rickuu April 30, 2013
The turning of the fuck, in that during coital humpage, the party who is being penetrated turns a minimum of 90 degrees to either side while squeezing butt or cunt muscles in such a spastic way as to induce the giver of the rod to spontaneously combust while spewing hot jizz
by Buck Fush December 17, 2003
1.A cover that you slip over your peeper to prevent it from catching a cold.
2.A stick that helps keep your penis erect.
2.A stick that helps keep your penis erect.
1.Float like butterfly; sting like a bee; I slept with your moma and didn't use my winkle stick; now it burns where I pee.
2.I need a winkle stick to keep my cock from shrivling up inside your vagina.
2.I need a winkle stick to keep my cock from shrivling up inside your vagina.
by l2l1 June 21, 2006
When a guy comes home from work all sweaty and nasty, walks straight up to his wife/girlfriend and puts her on her knees. Then she will suck the guy's penis and be damn grateful for the opportunity.
by Bullwinkle807 February 4, 2009