Windbreakers

FBI agents, or any other security / law force that wear raid jackets (i.e. DEA).

I'm afraid that Windbreakers could break in my office one day.

by dieguin May 27, 2018

Mr. Windorf

True story.

1 - Hey, have you heard that?
2 - Yeah, is it true?
1 - Yeah! It's a Mr. Windorf!

by hisfavoritestudent March 10, 2013

windian

A white dude who is trying to be Indian.

Yo man, look at that windian hangin' with Punjab and Mahontek.

by JP December 15, 2004

windbreaker blues

The sadness one feels as a result of losing one's brand new windbreaker. It is a feeling to hopelessness and emptyness.

Brayden woke up today without her windbreaker and when she went to look for it, she couldn't find it anywhere. Knowing it is lost forever has really given Brayden the windbreaker blues.

by KKRABS June 7, 2009

Kentucky windbreaker

When you sit in a school-type chair and fart through the hole in the back. Especially effective when there is a flowered chair cushion underneath.

I thought no one heard me, but I forgot I was seated in a Kentucky windbreaker!

by thamongrel May 10, 2008

Windish Potato

The Windish Potato is a move to be executed only by the most skilled anal entry technicians. Though simple in design, its very nature presents serious risk to the safety of the performer's manberries and thus should not be attempted by amateurs or the unskilled. Consider yourself warned.
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It consists of the following - upon achieving full penetration of the victim's slotch, the performer reaches through his own ass gap from behind and CAREFULLY places his thumb behind whichever nut he considers to be the most expendable and pushes it, as quickly as is expedient, into the victim's bungwhistle. The true danger is now at hand, for the possibility of sudden and ruinous butthole contraction is ever-present. The mark of the true potato-master is the ability to elicit moans of joy, rather than screams of pain or expulsions of gas, by using this technique. Use of lubrication is advised unless victim has sufficiently pustulent ass-herpes.

Little Timmy tried to give Jewish Jane the windish potato but found that the gap needed to reposition a nut for insertion was greater than the length of his pecker. Suspecting mischief, she unleashed her venomous couderfangs and de-balled the poor fucker right there.

by Dr. Gupta Gipti, Internal Med January 20, 2009

Winderrific

Pronounced: Wind-er-if-fik

*A fart so bad you need a biohazard suit to avoid its toxic nature.

*When a person has EXTREME wind... I mean... EXTREME!!!

*A fart that sucks in all the air in the room before exploding and killing everyone in the room with its noxious fumes.

Joyce: "I'm sorry guys, I am really winderrific tonight."

(The room of people promptly melted)

by MeOw*MeOw July 11, 2011