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Willy's Wonka

A man takes a shit in his hands, then proceeds to spread the shit on his cock and balls. (making it look like a chocolate treat)while an unsuspecting female waits patiently for Willy's "chocolate" Wonka.
Dad's making Willy's Wonka again tonight.
by blaint73 June 26, 2007
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willy wonka

another phrase for "really want to" or "really wanna"
I willy wonka go to the next My Way My Love / Plastic Constellations show.
by El_Scorcho January 30, 2005
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A willy wonka

Eating a chocolate bar out of someone's asshole while wearing a top hat.
My girlfriend shoved a twix up her ass after prom and being hungary I ate it out of her ass. whild watching a willy wonka and the chocolate factory and masturbating over dwarfs
by hoe inn May 28, 2009
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The Willy Wonka

When you stick your finger in her ass then shove it into her ear. Sort of like a wet willy but chocolate style.
I crept up quietly and caught her by surprise. She thought it was a wet willy but indeed it was the willy wonka and she liked it. She then looked at me with a shit eating grin. "pun intended"

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by Briano R February 21, 2017
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Willy Wonkaing

The sexual act of shoving a whole chocolate bar up someones coochie and/or ass
Jim: Hey Dave, why'd you leave the party so early last night?

Dave: I went with this girl I met and did some Willy Wonkaing to her.

Jim: ...Shit. You're a sick fuck. Don't talk to me again.
by Spookie Clowncake May 8, 2019
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willy wonka

Euphemism for a penis. Commonly said when expressing ambition to have sex with someone.
I'd like to stick my willy wonka in her chocolate factory.
by Aaron CK December 27, 2005
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a willie wonka

a move when a man and a woman have sex and the man brings in oompa loompas to satisfy her the way he cannot.

its also a definition made up when i'm really bored. so yeah
freak: "dude last night, i wasn't in the mood"

friend: "so you left her unsatisfied???"

freak: "of course not. I pulled a willie wonka and got out of there"

friend:"classsyy"
by thisisstupid October 31, 2008
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