Blum

A black bum

That blum sure was happy when he found that watermelon and fried chicken in the trash.

by G$48 February 01, 2024

Blum

A mixture of blood, cum and oyster poop. Commonly found in still swamp waters.

Kamron was eating a bowl of cereal out on the dock while practicing his pirouette when suddenly he tripped over a hermit crab, sliced his forearm, and spewed blum into Tommy’s mouth.

by Ppgang official July 24, 2023

Blum

Expressing a great deal of disapproval or disagreement to something that is not in line with your personal beliefs

After loosing the argument, she put her blum face on.

by @rk October 22, 2020

Blum

Expressing a great deal of disapproval or disagreement to something that is not in line with your personal beliefs

After loosing the argument, she put on her blum face.

by @rk October 19, 2020

Blum

Expressing a great deal of disapproval or disagreement to a statement that is not in line with your personal beliefs.

She has a blum face for any harsh truth.

by @rk October 20, 2021

Blum

A person who clueless and does not know how to talk.

*walks up to person
“BLUM!”

by Fancyfrog117 July 14, 2019

Golden Blum

The act of sucking through the hole of a freshly pierced ear of ones niece, before jewelry can be placed in the ear. Must be done at a mall. Can only be done if one does not actually have a niece.

These Saltines taste like a Golden Blum.

by Pseudonym Brian February 16, 2021