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Ironman Widow

a girlfriend/boyfriend, husband/wife or partner who is essentially "loses" their mate for 8 or 9 months due to constant and rigorous training that's involved in the ironman triathlon.
Kara's become an Ironman Widow ever since Pierre started his training 5 months ago. She barely sees him!
by kds818 May 24, 2011
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the window is open

what you say to your best friend when the one girl that got away is single again.
Chad: Dude, Courtney just got divorced, the window is open!
Brad: Oh shit!
by marblecakealsothegame13 September 25, 2018
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Window Shopper

Someone who looks at stuff they cant buy
i wish i had them kicks but i cant afford them (im a window shopper)
by Dee Jay October 28, 2005
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Derby Widow

The girlfriends, boyfriends and spouses of Roller Derby Girls call themselves “Derby Widows”. The term originates from the fact that Roller Derby is a sport as well as a faith-based initiative and can be very time consuming, leaving ones life partner "widowed".

If you are a girl dating a Derby Girl, don’t try and fight it. You will probably become one too.

If you're a guy dating a Roller girl, either accept your derby widow status, or try to support her by supporting the league as a volunteer.
"When she became a Roller Girl, I became a Derby Widow"
by Vixhen Kill-Her August 1, 2012
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window warrior

A term usually used in any prison or lockup situation where a person talks shit from behind the safety of a window in an attempt to look like a hard ass. The goal of the window warrior is to put up a facade that he wants to fight when in reality he does not.

Often conflicts occur in a rec yard or rec area. When the window warrior sees that there is someone who can beat his ass in the rec yard, he may start screaming and making gestures at the person to put on a display that he wants to fight. This will cause the correctional officer to keep the two separate at all times in the future to prevent the conflict, benefiting the window warrior because he doesn't have to face the conflict and get beat up or punked out in front of everyone. He can then continue to talk shit from behind the safety of his window while maintaining his tough image to his fellow inmates.
"He doesn't really want to fight. He's just a bitch ass window warrior."
by Goddunit December 9, 2008
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wiicondom

The protective cover that goes on the Nintendo Wii remotes.
When I bought my Wii, I didn't get a wiicondom.
by gryphon84 August 6, 2008
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Wiid

Dude, do you want to go Wiid?
Sure!
by Bochok December 5, 2009
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