whompish

not feeling well usually in the stomach area

my stomach is feeling whompish today

by jsamsjr August 1, 2008

wompus cat

pissed off, irrate, or visibly aggitated.

from appalachian phrase "aunry as a wompus cat" the wompus cat being a feline mammal born without an anus.
-if you were born without a butthole you'd be aunry too-

by john hammond August 3, 2007

wompus

Usually applied to females, a derogatory term for people who cling to others in hopes of entering a relationship with them.

A wompus may text, call, email, or facebook stalk her prey excessively. Beware her power.

"Dude, did that girl call you back yet?"
"Yeah. About fifty times. She's a wompus. I can't deal."

by Lane Grey January 14, 2009

wompus

is a giant girl who has the body and self perception of a large man bear. Assumes dude roles like: 1) being down with the dudes at all hours of the day 2) burping real gross and out loud while eating tons of gas station food with her dude friends 3) smoking a cigarette while taking a shit 4) Making up or using dude words like Wickedage and Ape Shit...etc. Scale-wise, the average female is as tall as a Wompus waist. The Wompus often feels she is by far cooler than all other girls including those of her own species, but knows she will lose any fight to a girl half her size.

Girl: You are a Wompus!
Wompus: If you got beef let's fuckin' grill it, man.

Voicemail (mind you this is at all hours of the day including the morning): What's Up, Man. You've reached (insert Wompus name) I can't hear my phone because I'm at a show.

synonyms: yeti man bear planet of the apes huge morbidly obese

antonyms: average girl, petite, fine

by Cherokee Thunderbat April 5, 2009

Wolly Wompus

A large human. Is often fat and blubbery. May waddle when walking, and has hippo-like features. Characteristics such as being loud, ghetto, and obnoxious may occur frequently.

Guy 1: Hey what did you do last night?
Guy 2: Oh not much, just chilled with this girl I know.
Guy 1: That wolly wompus that lives next door to you, doesn't count.

Guy 2: Haha very funny, as if she could fit through her front door.

by wollywollywompus November 4, 2012

whompuscat

A large feline creature that eats small children and lost hunters in the wooded areas around Mississippi.

Carl was out hunting one night and got lost. Carol's best friend Ricky said he heard a whompuscat srcearm in that area the night before. Authorities say the whompuscat had eaten him.

by Sirduck June 19, 2018

whompis

It is a big old hairy vagina with balls

I tried to fuck a girl then I noticed her vagina had balls and I screamed in fear WHOMPIS but I still fucked her

by Chipotle batman August 9, 2015