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Scott Whitaker

One of the gayest kids you will ever meet. Smells really bad too.

ps. dont let him play on ur basketball team cause he will throw the ball away with 2.9 seconds left and give away the winning shot to the other team. He also likes to make penis shaped cookies and eat them and suck on them
Person: So Scott Whitaker what did u do over the weekend?
Scott Whitaker: Made some penis shaped cookies and sucked them
Person: Wow your a fag
Scott Whitaker: Dude why are u such a dick to me??
by Jake Bender January 5, 2008
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whitaker

A guy with an outrageously humongous penis. Can be seen from space by the naked eye.
Erik-"DUDE! Did you see that Tj boy?"
Chad-"OMFG YES! From that huge bulge in his pants you could tell her had one of those whitaker cocks."
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Forest Whitaker

A funny pun for the word "whitaker", a sex move playing on to the whitaker, where the least things needed to preform the move is a hot girl, black dude (must be in a devil's 3-some). With again involving multiple girl reemings and guy ejaculations.
Man after watching that "Crash" movie last night I wanted to try a whitaker on my girlfriend, but decided to try and pull a Forest Whitaker on her instead.
by RHaRHoNSKSVPCS October 11, 2009
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Whitaker Eye

An involuntary facial expression of stress, anger, exhaustion or frustration that is being suppressed which causes one eyelid to spasm or blink. Reminiscent of actor Forest Whitaker.
When my boss gave me an added assignment on top of my exhausting workload and wound't take 'no' for an answer, it gave me Whitaker Eye.
by Flhu December 1, 2016
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Whittaker Bowl

A Whittaker Bowl is a toilet with a deep bowl that is tRumpty's acting something's only claim to fame.
I need to buy a Whittaker Bowl - my dick is so long that it gets wet when I sit on the toilet to shit!
by USAF Cadet September 4, 2021
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Whittaker's Disguise

Also known as a "courtesy flush" when using the bathroom during a particularly nosiy dump.
When one feels the anal sphincter stretching to release excetement one must hastily turn around and push the full flush button thus disguising the noise of the dump in a flush of running water.
Glen- "Oi why do you have to be so fuckin loud in that stall?"

Mitch- "What the hell do you want me to do about it?"

Glen- "A Whittaker's Disguise wouldn't hurt!"
by TGI Opak April 3, 2008
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Whitewater

A small town in southern Wisconsin where heroin is killing people every day yet the police worry more about people parking in their own grass.
"Wanna go to whitewater?"
"No i dont feel like getting murdered behind the pizza joint for drug money."
by Skavinger May 14, 2016
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