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White collar porn

A man in a 5,000 dollar 3 piece suit in an executive suite pleasuring himself with a roll of 100 dollar Bill's. Often to classical music and expensive alcoholic spirits.
Television censors had a hard time telling the difference between the new Rolex advertisement and white collar porn.
by Starskipper November 1, 2018
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White Collar Shot Block

When you save your coworker from a bad situation by absorbing or deflecting the negativity so it does not reach them.
Vern: Dude, do NOT go in that room, you will be stuck for 30 mins and then thrown into like 7 more meetings. SLT has some serious Emotional Hand Me Down baggage from their previous bosses.

Ilan: Thanks man, I appreciate the White Collar Shot Block, I wanna coffee, I will go to Starbucks outside. Appreciate you, fam.

Vern: White Collar Brosef for life, let's get Shawarma later.

Ilan: k, Holler at Your Hebrew
by Mike109999 August 2, 2025
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White Collar Major Applewhite

When you are replaced at work by someone who may not necessarily be an upgrade, but the new guy has better storylines and softer skills, despite you being excellent at your job.

This happened to University of Texas Star QB Major Applewhite, who was controversially replaced by Chris Simms, son of Super Bowl Champion Quarterback, Phil Simms.

The results show the change was... not the correct move, but still, it happened.
Mo: Man, you are really cooking at work, eh? 7th straight quarter hitting your revenue goals.

Pete: Ya, doing good man, thanks. I heard my boss had lunch with Keith, he may try to White Collar Major Applewhite me.

Mo: Ya Keith Smells So Good in A Boardroom and has tons of False Leadership. He isn't that great but he'll run circles around your boss tho, he is White Collar Erotic
by Mike109999 July 23, 2025
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White collar terrorism

Destroying the East Wing of the White House is an act of white collar terrorism.
by Appalling October 25, 2025
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B.S. Brown Stains on White Collars

Term used to describe white collar folk who are completely full of shit. This is especially true for corporate workers, members of Congress, government officials, politicians, Big Pharma, and of course we can’t forget our trusted veterinarians. They present with brown shit stains on their white collars, making them easily identifiable. Other typical characteristics include a pretentious smile, holier than thou attitude and their ability to bullshit anyone and everyone to get ahead and make a quick buck. They don’t discriminate and will stop at nothing; anything goes and no one is immune. A brown stain is a mandatory white collar work place requirement, leaving no room for competence or morals. Intelligence is now a thing of the past, and the customer is always wrong.
Typical B.S. Brown Stains on white collars corporate Interview: (Shakes hands) “ How ya doin’ today, Sir? So, very nice to meet you! What a lovely office you have! This your family? Wow! Beautiful! 😁 😁😁
Have you had the chance to look over my resume? Great 🤗! Well, as you can see, I’d be an overwhelming asset because I’m completely full of shit! 😘 I don’t wear these brown stains on my white collar for nothing! 👨🏼 💼💩! What ya think?”
“I think you’d fit in quite well with the rest of the shit bags; when can ya start?”
by summertime36 September 6, 2021
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Like A White Collar Hug

When you are trying to sell your business services, the feeling you try to convey so your prospect is comfortable working with you AND comfortable telling their bosses why they chose you over your competitors.
JB: You are perfect for them! Listen, show the owner you have worked with firms exactly like hers, with the exact same problems and timelines.

She would be in very good hands, and working with you will provide them with tons of White Collar Compound Interest.

Be Like A White Collar Hug for the business owner.

BK: Good idea, thanks. I was starting to think I would a need a White Collar Rally-Squatch to close this.
by Mike109999 September 22, 2025
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White Collar Racist

The cool version of racism. Typically used to describe rich and good looking racists. Not fat and poor like “blue collar racists”, who tend to reside in trailer parks.
Dude, don’t get the wrong idea. I’m a white collar racist.
by iceisbased March 18, 2024
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