Whistling jackass

- A self-important, self-righteous moron who carelessly walks through various public areas getting under the skin of those who are trying to read, work, think, have a conversation or otherwise focus on something. Describes way too many ppl these days.

Just look at that whistling jackass, walking though our office with no concern for how his conduct is effecting those who have to work here. Same as the whistling jackass I had to deal with at the library, same as the whistling jackass I had to deal with at the store.

by Misophonia in the modern world June 9, 2020

nose whistling

1) The act of whistling out of your nose
2) That annoying thing your classmates do and it's too stupid to tell them to stop doing it

EVERYONE IN MY CLASS IS NOSE WHISTLING AND I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!

by Orange Burrito June 23, 2016

Dick Whistling

Dick whistling is a term quite used in eastren/south-eastren Europe. It actually comes from "Dick whistler" which represents a guy who is usually saying random bullshit that in most situations makes no sense or he is saying something unbeliveable just to prank or make people laugh. Some of them are hc to the bone. They talk bullshit all the time its a part of their lives, like politicians.
You can say that they are dick whistling or whistling to a dick.

A: Omg i saw Ben Shapiro throwing shit at Britney Spears on the middle of the street!
B: The fuck you sayin' bro?
A: idk man, just dick whistling

by alt.g0d May 3, 2019

we don't need the whistling james

Something you say to James when he starts whistling randomly because it hurts your undiagnosed tinnitus.

Paul: {to someone else} "Look at that weather, it's Jesus wet!"

James: {starts whistling Robin Hood}

Paul: "We don't need the whistling James, you cosmic cunt!"

by continual-insanity October 15, 2019

whisping

The art of whisper singing or singing in so low a voice, that it sounds like a whisper

Hey Jen, I hear you whisping Hozier over there... Now I'm whisping it too!

by Txgal March 19, 2015

Whisking your puddin'

The act of masturbation by a male.

Whisking your puddin', to wit; "Couldnae get a ride last night at the Student Union. Went hame, watched some porn and whisked ma puddin'. Fuckin' downer man."

by The Earl of Hamilton August 25, 2011

A Triple Jump Through a Hoop Whilst Whistling the Star Spangled Banner

So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish

They left the Earth just prior to its destruction, but left humanity one last message, a triple jump through a hoop whilst whistling the Star Spangled Banner, which, when translated, read, So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish.

by cameleopard42 May 26, 2010