The process by which a man, having stimulated himself to a degree great enough to have obtained a boner, just at the point that his beloved crouches down to suckle upon his manhood, spins around so that his phallous collides verily with her cheek and allows him to fart on her face.
Deidre: What's that black about, Elizabeth?
Elizabeth: A Whirling Dervish from Reginald.
Deidre: Oh, Is that why your face smells?
Elizabeth: No.
Elizabeth: A Whirling Dervish from Reginald.
Deidre: Oh, Is that why your face smells?
Elizabeth: No.
by 535 February 21, 2011
the process of banging a braod while she is in the upright sitting position while you are lying down on your back and she is whirling in circles like no other and as soon as she gets too dizy to not know where she is you whip it out and go all over her face!!
by BoGO 69 May 14, 2006
by homestuckobsessed November 29, 2011
The act of cornholing a Muslim (Not required, however) transvestite in the ass missionary style and observing his/her dick moving in a circular motion.
Joe: "Hey dude, I got this hooker last night and 'she' ended up being a 'he'! I ended up giving a whirling dervish!"
Bob: "Dude......"
Bob: "Dude......"
by The Drizz July 09, 2012
oh my god, did you see Jody Seabody and the Whirls at supperhappy last night? I want to rape them all.
by JodyPoo:] February 02, 2010
by utrtrhrutr August 29, 2009
Going to pot, going to hell in a handbasket; a way of saying that a situation or a person's condition is deteriorating extremely rapidly.
Mom's mind is whirling down the shitbowl; she always forgets to take her meds, she lies in bed naked all day, she has poopinary and pissinary incontinence, she won't even get up to get a glass of water.
by Telephony May 04, 2019