carl wheezer

a massive fart that can be considered gay if birthed in a church and is created in gay sex.

"did you see the carl wheezer?"

by fartbootypenis April 28, 2021

Wheezy Dozen

A Wheezy Dozen is a form of measurement. A Wheezy Dozen equals one. This term was created by Wheezy Waiter, a popular content creator on YouTube.

Sort of similar to the form of measurement known as a baker's dozen, except a baker's dozen equals 13, whereas a Wheezy Dozen equals 1.

I did videos for one whole month. That's a Wheezy Dozen.

by martha_s February 17, 2010

Wheezegasm

An asthmatic orgasm, the asthmatic attack suffered during sexual intercourse.

"Honey, what's that funny noise you're making? Is this that bad?"

"No, it's just ~Wheeeeeeze~ a wheezegasm!"

by Wheezee March 30, 2010

Wheezling

When you’re wheezing but ALOT

HAHAH THAT WAS SO FUNNY IM WHEEZLING

by narwhal😱 March 1, 2023

Dream wheeze

When dream wheezes. It sounds like a tea kettle.

I just laughed so hard, I dream wheezed

by Hi I'm a dream fan January 21, 2021

Fort Wheezy

Nickname for Fort Wayne, Indiana based on the stench of the three rivers that run through the downtown area.

Are you staying on campus this weekend or going back to Fort Wheezy?

by Sammer of the goods February 18, 2011

(wheeze)

(Wheeze) is the most common line in the internet series Buzzfeed Unsolved. Typically, it is Ryan who is wheezing but Shane can be seen in yellow doing the same at times.

Shane: I'm jumping, I've jumped, I've landed.
Ryan: (Wheeze)
Shane: SHARK.

by MusicalTrash☆ February 17, 2019