Wheatley

A robot ball from Portal 2 that people really want to fuck for some reason

“gog damn i want to stick my dick in wheatley so bad”
“hes literally just a ball calm down”

by outer spec February 29, 2024

Weakless.dc

a faggot with no bitches and a dirty border hopping beaner

Weakless.dc is a bitch

by Weakless November 24, 2024

Wheatley

A tiny British-accented robot that becomes corrupted when put in GLaDOS's body and becomes very selfish. You can meet him in Portal 2 in Finale 4 and him in space is his last appearance shown in-game.

Wheatley should've become a potato. Instead, GLaDOS became one!

by layo the layo February 5, 2026

the wheatley

Noun. A type of dance originating in the Northwest. Place feet a shoulder width apart and bend knees slightly. Now place elbows in front of hips with arms extended at a right angle in front of you like you are holding a tray. Clench fists palms up. With fists at hip level move fists in a circular motion while leaning forward and backward.

"Wow, Mike! Thanks for teaching me to do the Wheatley!"

by kknowsit October 5, 2009

Luke Wheatley vibes

If there is a cooler in your class who’s always messing and getting in trouble they have like Wheatley vibes. This was named after the famous Luke Wheatley

Wow that guy has major Luke Wheatley vibes bro.

by Meme1234556 September 7, 2020

The Wheaties Box Treatment

When you become so famous that you get put on a Wheaties box.

Friend 1 "Holy shit did you see they gave LeBron the Wheaties Box Treatment"
Friend 2 "What the fuck do you mean"
Friend 1 "Bro they put his face on a cereal box"

by Oofmaster420 September 21, 2021