whatever

"i don't give a shit", and "fuck you", especially when sent as a txt message

or

"that's bull"

jimmy to carol via txt: "hey did you hear a.b the gig my band is playing this friday?"
carol: "whatever"

by alphap6k May 11, 2009

it’s whatever

a phrase someone will say when something bothers them and they don’t want to talk about it or don’t want it to seem like they care

person : “i’m so sorry , i didn’t mean it . please talk to me”
me : “it’s fine , it’s whatever”

by hanadoganiii May 27, 2019

whattew

a hybrid of “what’s new” created by 2 of the most inspiring, influential people on the earth

“i got 100% in the exam”
“whattew”

by juanita29 January 20, 2021

whatevskis

the more elegant and lively form of whatevs. its full of razzle dazzle and oozes supercoolness. its origin is in Cincinnati, Ohio, and has spread throughout the minds of the youth like an epidemic of great taste.

"That girl Devyn is so stubborn its not even funny."
"Whatevskis, at least she's not a total bitch."
"I don't know about that, I hear she lies a lot about the existence of words."

by Tricky Tractor January 20, 2010

Whatever sinks your ship

A sarcastic variation of the phrase whatever floats your boat. Used in place of 'whatever floats your boat' when someone's preferences are harmful or you simply disagree with them.

Sammy: You should break up with Lex, she treats you like shit all the time.

Mark: Haha, she doesn't mean it. She only teases me cuz she likes me.

Sammy: Yeah... whatever sinks your ship, man.

by Shooter McHeroin November 20, 2017

whatthefuckaphobia

Fear that everything doesn't make sense anymore & not knowing what's gonna happen next.

Billy's so upset since this stoopid kung-flu crap came out, he's got whatthefuckaphobia.

by I am el fartismo September 15, 2020

whatevermarco

According to the minecraft speedrunner TheeSizzler, whatevermarco, also known as Marco or MA21, is the best speedrunner of the minecraft version 1.7, in the subversion 1.7.2. Also, is a former WR Holder for the other minecraft series game, Minecraft: Bedrock edition

did you hear how whatevermarco got yet another sub 25 run?

by icecream222 January 29, 2021