whaling

Whereas sharking involves picking on one group of people to try and get with, whaling just involves opening ones mouth and letting anyone (or anything) go in.

#1: Mate, he gave up sharking ages ago he just opened his mouth and let that fat chick come on in.
#2: That's what whaling is for!

by the.personator June 12, 2010

White Whaling

A sexual act wherein a large female is first of all "beached" by pushing her onto the floor and then subsequently is either pissed on (AKA Yellow whaling). More commonly the male finds a suitable orifice to fill with semen and strikes the female in such a way that the semen is ejected resembling a "blowhole".

Yo Mon, that bird last night sucked my pipe then I engaged in white whaling with her!!! rofl

by jamboco September 28, 2011

whaling

To brag or gloat about ones self.

Mike: I've gotten 100% on every test I've ever taken.
Jeff: Oh, get over yourself and stop whaling it!

by Kal-EL777 May 12, 2008

Whaling Out

The process by which someone binges, on entirely unhealthy food groups, to a level befitting that of the largest mammal on earth.

'Sweet Holy, your whaling out today!'
'Fancy whaling out?'

by NickSavesWhales May 13, 2009

Whaling

Taking one for the team and going after fat chicks at a function.

My friend went whaling the other night at the party so we could score with the hot chicks.

by CodySucksOffHomosexualMen247 July 8, 2022

wailing on the cub scout

Sounds ominous, but literally translates as listening with undivided attention.

It's nice to see everyone wailing on the cub scout for a change. Now, please provide a helmet for the button-maker, chop chop.

by Johnny Eightball June 10, 2004

Wailing Woman

A mystical woman who appears on very few occasions, executed when a man tucks his dick in the Fruit Basket position giving the audience a frontal view, appearing the mystical figure

Dude, I was at Joe's house yesterday and I saw a Wailing Woman!

by anal fisting October 13, 2008