weston wamp

When you are fucking someone from behind in your truck, and you pull out your airsoft gun and shoot them in the elbow.

I gave her the old weston wamp last night. Zach would be so proud.

by Wamp2016 May 18, 2016

carter watson

the hottest mf alive. if you ever meet a queen named carter watson, friend the bitch. she will be your companion until you dead. make sure to always keep her around or the devil inside her will eat your soul. #bfletcher

did you see carter watson yesterday?

yes she’s such a #girlboss

by bigfatsimpydude July 15, 2021

Dr John Watson

Gay for Sherlock holmes

Dr John Watson: So you’ve got a boyfriend?

Sherlock Holmes: No.

Dr John Watson: Right, okay. You’re unattached, just like me. Fine. Good.

Sherlock Holmes: (After an awkward pause) John, um... I think you should know that I consider myself married to my work and while I am flattered by your interest I’m —

by Neroshrlmp November 2, 2013

smith & wesson

gun company that mainly makes double action combat revolvers, but still make semi-automatic handguns. famous for the model 629 a stainless model of the 29, seen in the movie "dirty harry" chambered in the infamous .44 magnum round. they also make the 686 wich is a .357 magnum.

my smith & wesson 629 is better than your glock 17 because it's just as quick to reload with speedloaders, and it's a much more powerful caliber.

by the-sawed-off-gangsta May 5, 2006

wetnorking

Networking with your dick, or vagina. Having sex with someone in order to have access to them for professional gain.

- I am a genius. I just banged the director of digital strategy at Vice.

- Nice. Good WetNorking dude.

by SwedishChef July 11, 2016

Jared Watson

White boy swag. 1 of the lead singers from The Dirty Heads.

Fangirl #1: "You see the dance Jared Watson did at the beginning of the video?"

Fangirl # 2: "Hell yeah! He's got that white boy swag!"

by localsonlybrah November 6, 2011

Hot Watson

A special kind of Swedish massage in which a well-oiled finger is inserted gently into the anus. For full effect, the masseuse must be made extremely uncomfortable and you must provide text message proof of the exchange.

I went to get a Hot Watson and now I’m being sued by 23 people. This must be what it feels like to be a celebrity!

by BadJustice March 29, 2021