University of Wisconsin

The University of Wisconsin is a large public university in the Wisconsin capital of Madison. It is one of the largest campuses in the USA, and is one of the best colleges in the world. It is one of the Public Ivies, that is, a public university that offers an education equivalent to those of the private Ivy League schools. It is consistently ranked in the top 35 among all US schools, and in the top 10 among all public schools. The majority of their undergraduate majors are ranked within the top 10 nationally, and the university is one of the top 20 research institutions in the world. The University of Wisconsin, also known as UW, is tied with Harvard for producing the highest number of CEO's, and has produced some of the largest amounts of doctors, lawyers, engineers, businessmen, and millionaires. What is unique about UW is that not only is it one of the top academic institutions in the world, but it is also one of the biggest party schools and is known for being one of the best campuses in America. Playboy magazine named UW the biggest party school in America, and ESPN named Madison the best college sports town. UW is associated with two gigantic drinking fests: Halloween's Freakfest and Mifflin Block Party. Both are two of the largest college drinking fests in the country, attracting thousands upon thousands of drunk students.

Joe: "I go to the University of Wisconsin in Madison."

Maria: "Wow, that is awesome. You must be insanely smart and party all the time."

by madtown badger March 29, 2009

Wisconsinite

1) A person who lives in the state of Wisconsin.
2) A person who grew up in the state of Wisconsin.

1) Some people think that just because I live in Wisconsin, that I'm a Wisconsinite. I'm actually from France.

2) Wisconsinites are the best.

by sporkeh November 21, 2006

University of Wisconsin Milwaukee

If you really want to go to a party in Milwaukee forget all the schools like Marquette and MSOE. Hit up the east side for keggers, a bar under the union, a sex panther for the mascot. In fall instead of leaves in the yard they a overlay-ed in beer cans.

Mike: After hitting up University of Wisconsin Milwaukee want to go to Oakland Gyro's?
Steve: Will we be drunk?
Mike: When aren't we? It is Milwaukee

by Ellen DeGeneres August 27, 2012

Madison Wisconsin

Four square miles with reality on the outside.

a mythical place where everyones chill, and parties happen constantly. Yeah, Thats Madison Wisconsin bro.

by DudeItsChill April 3, 2011

Wisconsin One Way Window

The simple act of shitting into a lovers mouth, then quickly but lovingly wrapping his/her face in saran wrap. Thus allowing them to see the light of being able to spit it out but not being able to much like a one way window.

I gave Heather a "Wisconsin One Way Window" she was down with it until she finally spit it out and got pieces of corn stuck in her teeth, that she felt was over the line.

by Tahahahaha August 14, 2011

Wisconsin Gentleman

A classy, helpful man from the great Badger state. The Wisconsin Gentleman is always willing to pitch in to help friends, acquaintances and fellows he has just met. You can count on him to have jumper cables when your battery is dead. He can start a campfire on the first try. He won't complain when his local tavern is out of Old Fashioned mix, as he will enjoy a brandy and Pepsi almost as much. He may not be the smartest man in the group, and style isn't his strong suit. He's as comfortable in blue jeans and a bolo tie as he is in blue jeans and no tie at all. Look for him wearing his trademark confident smirk under a haircut that can only be described as "business in the front, party in the back." The ladies love the Wisconsin Gentleman, although they can't tell you exactly the appeal. You will always have a good time when a Wisconsin Gentleman is around.

Hans: "I arrived at this campsite without a tent."
Zack: "You can sleep in my tent. I set it up, but I was kind of planning on sleeping in my truck anyway."
Hans: "You, sir, are a true Wisconsin Gentleman."

by Stoolio D July 12, 2011

Wisconsin Dells

A small tourist town in Wisconsin where aliens invaded and blew up the White House, leaving it upside down in the middle of the city. The aliens then took the form of thousands of Eastern Europeans and began exploiting visitors with water parks and "adventure" golfing. Also, home to the hottest club in the Dells, Marley's.

Man I just got back from Wisconsin Dells, it's a good thing I wasn't body snatched and given a Polish accent.

NOTE TO EDITOR: This is not an "inside" joke...anyone who has visited WI Dells would know.

by BDUB82 September 1, 2009