wee-wee

What little boys call their penis before they learn the actual name for it. Usually before puberty.

Random 6- year old: " I hurt my wee-wee!"

by Funkpopper May 8, 2012

Wee!

Used in conversation by anyone from Portsmouth, usually to display shock or excitement. The longer the sound the more heightened the emotion.

"Wee! I can't believe you just said that"

"Our Gary ended up in a cell last night for assaulting a policemen."
"Weeeeeeeeeeeeeee - he never?!"

by Alaine April 5, 2005

wee

Used mainly in Belfast, Ireland as a substitute for:

Very small, small, little or tiny.

"Look at that wee man!"

and

"Do you like her?"
"Aye, but just a wee bit"

by Brendan McGinley April 18, 2004

wee

letting out your urine

i need to wee

by jimmy stevan October 26, 2016

wees

CHAV - simple as, nothing else needs to be said, end of, full stop.

"look at the geezer with his nike shox and his trakkie bottoms tucked into his socks, what a wees"



(only joking wees)

by mike hunt December 16, 2004

wee wee hat

Nobody actually knows what a wee wee hat is. It could be a hat for your wee wee or a hat shaped like a wee wee.

Dave: Dude, did you see Mark's new wee wee hat?
Ted: But what is a wee wee hat? Is it a hat for your wee wee or a hat shaped like a wee wee?
Dave: I think we've already discussed this. *punches Ted*
Ted: Now I remember.
Dave: Good boy.

by Maddynchamp December 21, 2018

Weeing

The state of hyperness on steroids.

Don't mind me, I'm weeing.

Jimmy was so silly the other day, he must have been weeing.

by Ryan Harms September 18, 2005