wee-wee

What little boys call their penis before they learn the actual name for it. Usually before puberty.

Random 6- year old: " I hurt my wee-wee!"

by Funkpopper May 8, 2012

Wee!

Used in conversation by anyone from Portsmouth, usually to display shock or excitement. The longer the sound the more heightened the emotion.

"Wee! I can't believe you just said that"

"Our Gary ended up in a cell last night for assaulting a policemen."
"Weeeeeeeeeeeeeee - he never?!"

by Alaine April 5, 2005

wee

Used mainly in Belfast, Ireland as a substitute for:

Very small, small, little or tiny.

"Look at that wee man!"

and

"Do you like her?"
"Aye, but just a wee bit"

by Brendan McGinley April 18, 2004

wee

letting out your urine

i need to wee

by jimmy stevan October 26, 2016

wees

CHAV - simple as, nothing else needs to be said, end of, full stop.

"look at the geezer with his nike shox and his trakkie bottoms tucked into his socks, what a wees"



(only joking wees)

by mike hunt December 16, 2004

wee wee hat

Nobody actually knows what a wee wee hat is. It could be a hat for your wee wee or a hat shaped like a wee wee.

Dave: Dude, did you see Mark's new wee wee hat?
Ted: But what is a wee wee hat? Is it a hat for your wee wee or a hat shaped like a wee wee?
Dave: I think we've already discussed this. *punches Ted*
Ted: Now I remember.
Dave: Good boy.

by Maddynchamp December 21, 2018

Wee Wee Slice

Wee Wee Slice

Or Piss Slice. When you have been given a bad deal.

£10 for postage? That's wee wee slice

by Big Poppa Mills December 3, 2020