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Wattpader

A person who writes various stories on Wattpad
I'm a wattpader, I have to update my story on Wattpad
by Sav24 January 5, 2017
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Garrett Watts

An actual ray of sunshine. Awkward king. Tall boyo.. We stan forevur.. hes is a thiccboyo,,,,,would smash...booty ten out of ten shells.........queen......harry potter.....ummmm..........andrews boyfriend.....jeffree husband........food..........I LOVE YOU GARRET....FOLLOW ON INSTAGRAM AND YOUTUBE......LOVE YOU
garrett watts isthicc
by sang yeon gil April 7, 2019
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alan watts

-noun

1. An badass British philosopher who attempted to bring concepts of Eastern spirituality to a Western audience. Known for his incredibly soothing voice and very pleasant discourses.

-verb

1) To turn *ANY* mundane task into an enjoyable game/experience whereby the task instantly becomes exciting and fun.
noun-

R- Yo did you see that new video I sent you on Youtube?

I- You mean the one where that old dude talks about how washing dishes is fun?

R- Yeah, his name is Alan Watts and he's the shit!

verb-
R- Hey man, do me a favor and go alan watts that shit my dog just left on the neighbor's lawn?

I - Word
by blobinwrath August 2, 2009
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Wattpad Boy

A Wattpad boy is someone who is essentially damn near perfect. They give their love interest all the attention that is required to be amazing. Dating a Wattpad boy is every girls dream.
Person 1: Alex is so perfect. I think I might have found a Wattpad boy.

Person 2: aww the is so cute. You’re so lucky.
by Ace03 May 7, 2019
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Richard Watterson

A character from Amazing World of Gumball. He has a brain of a pea. Can be used as an insult.
Me: You’re such a Richard Watterson.
Friend: What does that mean?
Me: It means you have a brain of a pea.
by awesomebrololi June 29, 2019
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sweaty wetty

I just got done laying tile with a sweaty wetty, finished an hour early.
by AnthonyinAnaheim February 2, 2014
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Watsy Chowdown

When your hard-up friend goes to a bachelor party and performs cunnilingus on a fat, filthy striper.
To Phil's horror, Billy grabbed the drunken stripper and gave her a Watsy Chowdown.
by Anonymous April 26, 2003
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