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blue ass water

When an "influencer" (usually Instagram white girls/fuck boys) posts a picture of the place they're at that includes some body of water that looks very blue, and very beautiful. Fact: this phrase was invented by Cody Ko, in his video titled "QUIT YOUR JOB AND TRAVEL FOREVER!!".
Person 1: "Look at this hot girl's Instagram post. 2 weeks in Greece! I wish I was her."
Person 2: "Yeah look at that blue ass water. Now I feel like shit."
by Xx_gamer_girl_69_xX November 3, 2019
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Walter white

SKYLER WHITE
Walt, please, let's both of us stop trying to justify this whole thing and admit you're in danger!

WALTER WHITE

Who are you talking to right now? Who is it you think you see? Do you know how much I make a year? I mean, even if I told you, you wouldn't believe it. Do you know what would happen if I suddenly decided to stop going into work? A business big enough that it could be listed on the NASDAQ goes belly up. Disappears! It ceases to exist without me. No, you clearly don't know who you're talking to, so let me clue you in. I am not in danger, Skyler. I AM the danger! A guy opens his door and gets shot and you think that of me? No. I am the one who knocks!
by MH9001 February 2, 2014
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horseback water

The healthiest, wisest and most kind choice of a drink. Are you sick? Are you lonely? Are you thirsty? Horseback water will not only quench your thirst but quench your societally needs. HBW will whisper sweet nothings into your ear. Horseback water is the healthiest form of liquid you can digest. The sole proprietor and the current birthright holder of HBW is Frankie Lagana.
Ezra: How's your horseback water?
James: It's so good, I feel healed!

Ezra: Praise God!
by Sean Rampolla November 14, 2020
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Walter Roberson

A man who has put up so many answers up in the MATLAB forums some question if it is just one man doing this, or an army of elves under Walter's control. His current answer count is up over 41,000
OP: How do I do this in matlab
Walter Roberson: One line of code
OP: Well damn, that was easy
by bigredguy456 February 26, 2019
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night water

The most delicious, thirst quenching drink on the face of the planet. This drink is only tasteable post waking up from sleep between the hours of 12am and 4am.
Holy fuck man I woke up last night and took a swig if my water bottle and that mother fuckin night water man, I’m telling ya you’ve gotta try it.”
by Bigred0506 February 7, 2019
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SM water tastes like water

A Crackhead basically saying water tastes like water
W: it tastes like water

W and Y: SM water tastes like water
by rviswjy September 4, 2018
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homeless water

A thirst quenching liquid for homeless people also know as beer or liquor
Dude by the interstate only wants money for homeless water not food.
by thundermen June 7, 2016
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