Bench Warmers

The best message board/newsgroup on the interwebs. It's a free board on Villanova University's recruiting site on Rivals.com. There, people will find many creative and classy posters who come up with robust comments on a daily basis that will "alt"er the way people think. It's the birthplace of the Urban Dictionary phrases BB2N and SJU (PA) (LOL) (WTF).
username1: Have you read some of the stuff they post on Bench Warmers?

username 2: If you don't like it, don't read it.

username 3: It's Official: Bench Warmers is the best site on the INET.
by goofyone May 08, 2011
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Dick warmer

A pussy,cunt ect. because if you stick your dick in it it will keep it warm on a cold day.
I need Kathy's hot little dick warmer on a cold night like this.
by Deep blue 2012 November 23, 2009
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weiner warmer

Ah, well Todd's a real weiner warmer, isn't he.
by Buddhabrex October 25, 2007
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kraut warmer

A foul smelling or putrid vagina
Sally from accounting had her kraut warmer open so much the fire alarm went off.
by Haskelus 247 January 19, 2017
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leg warmers

Leg warmers are those awful things that chicks used to wear around their ankles in the '80s. Yeah, you know what I am talking about. Rumors have it that they are coming back. Put it simply, I hope they don’t. I am sure it is just a quick/dying fad….

Ask someone who was in high school during that period. They can hook you up with all the leg warmer info that you want.
Leg wamers are bad. enough said...
by Doobie Smokes You January 22, 2005
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scrotom warmer

a, usually knitted, spherical woolen object used to keep scrotoms at a resonable temperature.
hehe pecker:P
scrotom warmers warm scrotoms~CASUALLY!
by crotch sniffer April 04, 2006
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Wetty Warmer

peeing in your wetsuit while out in the surf to provide warmth.
It was 10*C in the water, but the surf was great, so I did a wetty warmer and stayed out another 1/2 hour
by Anonymous February 28, 2003
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