wanktastic

Something or someone worthy of being the subject of a person's oneristic tendencies. Something or someone worth wanking over.

"ooh thats a wanktasic set of tits!"

by Tom Jones June 1, 2003

Wanktion

Wanktion (Wank Sanction) means to restrict and control ones masturbation habits, it could be used to boost sexual energy.

"I´m setting up a wanktion for my self, I´m only going to masturbate once a week"

by Aleator September 7, 2006

Wankatronic

Something so incredibly uncoolthat it should never be said in the company of others.

Guy 1: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Guy 2: Oh! Don't tell that joke, it is soo wankatronic!

by Jack De April 24, 2008

wankstablishment

A venue that is full of pretentious wankers.

Guy 1 : Hey did you want to check out that new bar? I think we'll need to wear slacks and nice shoes.

Guy 2 : Sounds like a bit of a wankstablishment to me. Let's just go to the pub and watch the game.

by Balkan Warrior March 14, 2009

Gangster Wanking

when you chronically masterbate to hip hop videos and so forth!

Conner: william why do you always watch hip videos?
William: because im a gangster wanking!

by trippywill May 11, 2013

WANKSTA

Wanksta is a wannabe gangsta. Anyone who wants to be a gangsta is pretty lost! Even DMX and Tupac didn't enjoy gettin shot and chased by cops! You dont have to be black to be a Gangsta. And being a Gangsta doesnt mean your Black. Be proud of your colour and your culture. The fight is not on the streets but against those who break our Peace.

"Tired of gettin shot at. Tired of being chased by the police and arrested" --- Tupac A. Shakur

by vTn April 4, 2003

Wankstore

A store filled with wanks e.g. a place filled with individuals who wank, are wanking, or who place high scores on the wank-o-meter. Ya dig?

"Hey Tomothy you wanna go to da Starbucks?"
"Hellz to the no! That place is a wankstore"
"Oh shizer!"

by Genitalius September 20, 2007