lindsey walton

short.

Bruh, lindsey walton can't even reach the top shelf.

by thztsucks August 8, 2020

Jack Walton

This is a thing that is very sexy and big in the penis. It has a one short hair sticking out if it’s butthole that is braided. When conceiving a child the big penis shrivels into its self and makes a cracking sound while it’s molts and turns into a butterfly. The child then grows up into a giant retard that can only say “pussy” “cock and balls” and “funky fresh”.

Man I meet a jack Walton the other day and let me tell ya, awesome guy.

by SweetGrunt64 March 12, 2023

Javon Walton

Javon Walton is a 15 yr old that has 3 or more siblings. He is a boxer that trains with his dad but a actor in Euphoria playing the role of Ashtray. He is a very nice looking man that is kind and lovely😊☺️

Javon Walton is a nice man

by javonwaltooon April 19, 2022

Walton highschool

A school in Walton new york, full of people who are white trash, drug addicts and care more about sports than the actual students and dont realize that the whole school is total trash and refuse to realize and change something about it

Person 1: so your the new transfer student what school did you go to before you came here?

Person 2: Walton highschool

by Masked_ July 10, 2017

sam walton

the greatest man in the world, he created a wonderful place we call wal-mart

i love wal-mart so much, i would have sex with sam walton

by big kyle July 17, 2006

walton shuffle

incredibly drunken stumbling, made funnier by the addition of obsticles

we all love watching andy perform the walton shuffle towards his house after a night of binge drinking

by popT March 25, 2003

Short Walton

One sews one's enemy's trousers shut at the knees, and subsequently fills them with mayonnaise (in some regions maypo, ovaltine, demiglace sauce, gravy, or hollandaise sauce can be substituted for mayonnaise). Then the enemy is encouraged to put them on.

Damn those rapscallions! They've given me a short walton! It's squishy!

by Monstrosity Ahoys April 10, 2011