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walmart

n. A large, prosperous corporation whose business is "lower prices" on basically everything imaginable to mankind short of weapons of mass destruction and sex toys, always good to invest in for quick cash-in.
"Hey, Francine, it's three in the morning and i can't think for this f***ing paper any more, let's go to Walmart and buy us a Twix, a coke and some cliffnotes."
by steveisright December 18, 2003
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Walmart

Melting pot of the worst human trash and stupidest people walking this Earth. A Walmart is also the number one spot for the ultimate People-Watching experience.
Frustrated White Trash Mother in Walmart: (says to her crying five year old son with scars and a mullet) "Put them back on the shelf, you know we can't afford no Lucky Charms!"
by B3player89 December 21, 2008
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Walmart

Verb, to explain using to the lowest common demoninator. To make readily explainable to the average Walmart employee or customer. To "dumb down" an otherwise complex explanation, idea, or concept.
"You need to Walmart that report before presenting it"

A Walmarted explanation for basketball would read as follows: five guys try to throw a ball in the other five guys' basket.

"Gravity makes things fall down," Walmarted Isaac Newton.
by Samuel Pettyjohn January 22, 2006
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walmart

A place where you can run around the store and put adult diapers in random peoples carts and won't get kicked out!
*EXAMPLE*

Timmy: "Dude, I love Walmart!!"
Tommy: "Why?'
Timmy: "Because I just spent 3 hours running around the store putting adult diapers in peoples carts!!"
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Walmart

Basically- The Essence of Evil.
Walmart should have their asses sued off
by Whalee June 25, 2005
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WalMart

-A superstore known to be at just about every imaginable location.
-Another word for the stereotypical ebonics.
-Let's go to Walmart and get something for dinner tonight
-Someone said to me, "Can I axe you a question?", so I said "Bitch, I don't speak Walmart!"
by UrbanScribe7 May 4, 2017
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Walmart

Like the cocaine for Rednecks, they just can't stop coming to this economic bully. Walmart is run by fat stupid bald guys who hunt for badgers in their spare time and actually bought that stupid mounted fish that wriggles and sings.
"Hey mom! Look! a Badger Shooting game for only FIVE DOLLARS!!! Yippee!! YODELYODELYODEL!!!!"
by i do not want any stalkers January 20, 2006
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