cock walloping

the term for when your penis is of so much girth and length that it comes up and hits you in the face while running

i went for a jog the other day and boy did i get a good cock walloping

by dongslap49 February 11, 2014

Michael Willising

Being in popular movies or pictures of popular activities but in the background unnoticed.

"Did you see Mark Hamill in that new movie. He had a small cameo."
"No. I guess he was just Michael Willising."

by The_Website April 1, 2016

Closet Walling

Somebody who uses wall hacks / esp in an inconspicuous way, Providing a major advantage without being incredibly obvious.

Teammate : yo this bitch has to be closet walling there is no way he knows what site we at every time
Teammate 2 : yea what a fuckhead

by Whattheyfkcingdhdh May 7, 2020

Wallowing

Brooding and feeling sorry for yourself. Usually involves throwing a hissy-fit like a little pussy;

My step-brother kept wallowing on Reddit about the superbowl last night. What a dumbass!

by SpidersGiveMeBoners April 28, 2019

Walrusing

The act of placing two pens, french fries or chopsticks in one's upper lip to mimic the appearance of walrus tusks.

Stop walrusing and eat your dinner.

by SeñorDiscount August 20, 2013

Walling

To have sex standing up.

I caught this guy totally walling this chick inside the closet!

by TheManHdG February 11, 2009

Wallingford

A town in Connecticut, my home. It is also the home of Choate the prep school. Wallingford is not a rich town or a poor town and we have some real nice areas. It can be a little boring but for the most part not too bad...just dont say anything bad about us unless you've been here cause we are known to have attitudes, but we are friendly under most circumstances. We say we're from Wallyworld (i know kinda dumb) but other then that we're pretty low key

"Hey ever been to Wallingford?"
" O yeah isnt that the town in CT where Choate is?"
"Yup. that's how everyone knows it."

by memyselfI May 6, 2006