yo bom diggidy whap fish

something cool to say when there is an akward silence (say it in a high-pitched voice and really fast or really slow)

none of us were talking and then, out of nowhere, spiffy jimbo shouted out "yo bom diggidy whap fish" It was shnazzy

by cool man jimbo November 11, 2004

douche whap

Uncommonly used as an insult.
One who is utterly equal to a piece of cloth used to wipe up a vaginal cleansing stream.

Stop it boy, your being a damn douche whap.

by Jonathan Wines February 15, 2006

Chili Whap

The act of a man whapping his weiner across someones face in an unanticipated moment.

When his girlfriend was unable to make him climax, Todd chili whapped her in an act of frustration.

by Nurseeep May 14, 2011

Papal Whap

Pronunciation: pay-puhl waaap
Verb.
When the Pope smacks you in the face with his peener, penis, wong, or jolly roger.

It's an elite few who can say they've been Papal Whapped.

by Ramblin' Rose September 8, 2006

hs the whap

Crazy commie pinko with an un-communist dog.

by Anonymous February 5, 2003

Dilly Whap

When a dilly gets whapped right on your noggin'.

My boyfriend dilly whapped me so hard last night I passed out.

by Dilly whap January 16, 2010

wood-whap

The act of hitting someone with wood, your own or otherwise. Simmilar to a backhand

I wood-whapped the sixth grader who tried to make me move to the back of the bus .

by Llanfairpwllgwyngyll May 30, 2018