pud whacker

Someone who is not cool or up with the times,usually a 18-25 yr old male that is still a virgin but still talks about whacking it everynite cause he's clueless on how to nail some snatch!

That dude chris is such a pud whacker,he couldn't get laid in a 10.00 whore house!

by pipelayer24 May 31, 2013

taxi whack

The act of making love to a fat asian person.

Dude, I totally taxi whacked that noodle vendor last night.

by PhilBecca February 4, 2009

whack job

A crazy person.

You see that guy trying to make water flow uphill? He's a real whack job

by Bungalow Bill February 26, 2002

Whacker

An individual with an extreme obsession with anything involving the Fire Service. one who becomes overly excited over any emergency call just so that they can over assesorise there vehicle with lights, sirens and mobile radios. from trees down to working structure fire's they use any means nessisary to be the first on scene (ie. driveing past the fire house in there own vehicle with out the life saving equipment at the fire house) Also known as a Ambulance chaser who listen to the emergency radio waiting for an emergency call to either observe or try and take control of the situation weather they are called or not. these people usually are undertrained and usualy are not to brite. They obsess and glout the fact that they have the title Probationary Firefighter or EMT but they never care to mention the Probationary Part! are usually probies and wanna-b's

Cory is such a whacker! he stays at the fire house all day and waits for calls. Just the other day i seen him sitting in the fire truck playing with the tools, he even turned on the lights and sirens!

by Libertysccr2 December 6, 2011

Whackin' Hand

Hand or hands of an individual male that have been used to pleasure oneself.

Person #1: why didn't you give Rick a high 5?

Person #2: i ain't touching his hand yo, it's a whackin' hand.

by DaPredator May 17, 2010

Whacking Hour

Anytime you know for certain that you will be home alone and can whack off without fear of being discovered.

My roommate hits the gym on the way home from work every Wednesday. The Whacking Hour begins as soon as I grab my laptop and some lube.

by Jackson Elms June 29, 2017

Whac-A-Turd

A spinoff arcade game a la Whac-A-Mole, wherein seriously drunk partygoers are convinced to whack real turds that pop up with a rubber mallet to win more drinks.

Whac-A-Turd is a horrifically messy, gooey game whose stink can be the absolute worst, but for sure the drinks make it all totally worthwhile!

by Dr Bunnygirl September 4, 2019