A term affectionately passed down to me from an online friend from a friend of hers to refer to male masturbation.
Likely best when you got a fatty your damn drawers can't hold.
Likely best when you got a fatty your damn drawers can't hold.
by Jack694 December 6, 2009
Get the waxing the walrus mug.the act of one man maturbating in a perversely disturbing way in front of a group of congress men and city officials. ranging from boy scouts to political leaders.
george w. bush:i can't wait to leave here...will you be waxing your fruit later for other political leaders and myself??
by erica and erica November 7, 2006
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Hey Andy, how did your date go last night? Did you get a blow job?
No I didn't get a blow job, but man that chick was good at waxing the pole!
No I didn't get a blow job, but man that chick was good at waxing the pole!
by Dork Flucker April 13, 2010
Get the Waxing the pole mug.When a woman is eagerly giving a man oral pleasure and then exceeds expectations by letting the man blow his hot lava in her mouth. Then just a bit of this magic love juice leaks out of the woman's mouth and streams down the still erect penis while she is still going up and down thus putting a nice coat of wax on the one-eyed monster.
Grace decided to give John an early birthday present and was giving him some head under the table at the restaurant when she then started waxing the flagpole.
by irish donkey June 29, 2006
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I was horny last night but didn't want to clean up. My mom walked in on me while I was waxing the wrap.
by crazypaws November 22, 2019
Get the waxing the wrap mug.“Waxing the Yukon” is a euphemism for shaving your vagina. Waxing equates to shaving, trimming, waxing or sugaring. The Yukon refers to the Y of your crotch and that the Yukon is hard to get to but beautiful when you do.
by Pegleg T October 28, 2020
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Wife: honey you’ve been in the bathroom a long time, what are you doing?
Husband: waxing zippy, you said your period just started, I couldn’t wait, too much sexual tension, needed release.
Wife: clean it up when you’re done please.
Husband: waxing zippy, you said your period just started, I couldn’t wait, too much sexual tension, needed release.
Wife: clean it up when you’re done please.
by mmcg1 November 10, 2021
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