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waxing the walrus

A term affectionately passed down to me from an online friend from a friend of hers to refer to male masturbation.

Likely best when you got a fatty your damn drawers can't hold.
Goddammit mom! Can't you see this is my living room and I'm busy waxing the walrus?!
by Jack694 December 6, 2009
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waxing your fruit

the act of one man maturbating in a perversely disturbing way in front of a group of congress men and city officials. ranging from boy scouts to political leaders.
george w. bush:i can't wait to leave here...will you be waxing your fruit later for other political leaders and myself??
by erica and erica November 7, 2006
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Waxing the pole

When one person manually masterbates a guy or when a guy masterbates himself.
Hey Andy, how did your date go last night? Did you get a blow job?

No I didn't get a blow job, but man that chick was good at waxing the pole!
by Dork Flucker April 13, 2010
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waxing the flagpole

When a woman is eagerly giving a man oral pleasure and then exceeds expectations by letting the man blow his hot lava in her mouth. Then just a bit of this magic love juice leaks out of the woman's mouth and streams down the still erect penis while she is still going up and down thus putting a nice coat of wax on the one-eyed monster.
Grace decided to give John an early birthday present and was giving him some head under the table at the restaurant when she then started waxing the flagpole.
by irish donkey June 29, 2006
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waxing the wrap

Masterbation with a condom on.
I was horny last night but didn't want to clean up. My mom walked in on me while I was waxing the wrap.
by crazypaws November 22, 2019
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Waxing the Yukon

“Waxing the Yukon” is a euphemism for shaving your vagina. Waxing equates to shaving, trimming, waxing or sugaring. The Yukon refers to the Y of your crotch and that the Yukon is hard to get to but beautiful when you do.
Jackie said she was “waxing the Yukon” and clogged the shower with “wax”.
by Pegleg T October 28, 2020
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Waxing zippy

verb Engaging in auto-erotic pleasure, using lotion, Vaseline, Astro Glide or some other lubricant to prevent chaffing.
Wife: honey you’ve been in the bathroom a long time, what are you doing?
Husband: waxing zippy, you said your period just started, I couldn’t wait, too much sexual tension, needed release.
Wife: clean it up when you’re done please.
by mmcg1 November 10, 2021
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