Wusband

The female equivilant of a bromance.

Are you guys lesbians?

-No, we're wusbands.

Oh, so no threesome?

-No. Even if we were lesbians, no.

by runningamak April 7, 2011

wusband

the past tense of a husband...someone who WAS a husband

it was really exciting when my wusband met my new boyfriend

by DAT bitch November 15, 2014

wusband

A man to whom you were formerly married, and with whom you enjoy a close and congenial relationship, absent the rancor often associated with the word "ex-husband".

1. Although he travels a great deal for work, my wusband makes it a priority to attend all our daughter's school events.

2. Q: "What does your husband do?"

A: "Actually, he's my wusband, but I'd love to introduce you! I really think you two would hit it off."

by birmingmom October 6, 2009

Wisband

when you just want that name between wife and husband.

you: Hello future Wisband how was your day at work?

by Jess.exists.like.everyone.else August 20, 2019

wusband

not yet divorced ex.

Liz was happy when her wusband started dating; it gave her much more freedom.

by happytobefree June 10, 2010

wastband balls

To search for something that doesn't exist on the internet. This nothing is also suspect to being spelled wrong. wtf is right.

Cole looks up berttries on the internet, he finds nothing. "this is total wastband balls!

by The other guy in the office September 28, 2010

Wusband

A former Husband who preferred to be with his friends rather than come home putting his wife and family at a higher priority.

'My husband preferred drinking with his friends after work rather than come home to me and the kids; now he is my Wusband.'

by Real McCoy July 28, 2009