wallet biopsy

When a paramedic goes through ones wallet while they are in an ambulance. Usually the paramedic will take just insurance information.

The paramedic knew which hospital to bring me to by a wallet biopsy on me.

by Matt Bauman September 22, 2006

wallet bitch

a phrase used to shut up a woman. typically said before throwing a cash filled wallet in her face.

emily: “i wish you would pay more attention to me”
man: “wallet bitch” *throws wallet in emily’s face*

by camcam4 December 31, 2021

Wallet, Phone and Keys

A song (by C.O. Any) designed to help you remember your important pocket items before leaving the house. Sung to the tune of "Riders on the Storm"

Lyrics:
Wallet, phone and keys.
Wallet, phone and keys.
I need all three of these.
I'll take them when I leave

Girl: Why didn't you call me when you got to the club, asshole?

Guy: Cause I forgot my phone at home...Totally slipped and forgot to sing the "Wallet, Phone and Keys" song before I left.

by c.o_any February 5, 2010

Wallet Vampire

A woman or girlfriend who constantly wishes for her boyfriend to spend unreasonable amounts of money on her. Includes buying her gifts, taking her to expensive restaurants, and spending money on celebrating every unimportant anniversary such as 5 months since their first kiss.

Dan: Hey man, when are you gonna get a new tv

Tom: Not anytime soon....

Dan: Dude, why are you always so damn broke?

Tom: You know I have to take Eliza out at least 4 times a week

Dan: Man, What a load of shit. You need to get rid of that wallet vampire

by Ari Fuckin Gold January 25, 2010

wallet bait

When an advert (online or offline) or a general public marketing stunt involves a rather attractive and bewitching female to stimulate either:

a) enough interest that you will click the advert (online) or visit their site (offline).

and/or

b) interest in buying their product(s).

Sometimes the link between the attractive woman and the actual product can be ridiculously tenuous.

"Those Facebook ads with that cute chick on are total wallet bait. The service itself sucks!"

"Dude convention girls are such wallet bait, I spent 20 minutes chatting to 'Jenny', I don't even *like* cars."

by Matthew1471 April 10, 2009

wallet crater

when the outline of a condom can be seen on the outside of your wallet

Dude! I can totally see that wallet crater. Can you hook me up?

by Phun E duder October 23, 2009

Wallet Whore

Wallet Whore (noun/adjective)

A woman that cruises the scene looking for a male companion to seduce in order to gain control of his wallet/all of his finances.

"My father's wife Kim is such a wallet whore."

by Beaver1212 May 13, 2010