waffling

When someone falls asleep on their keyboard and has a 'waffle' pattern on their face.

Person1: Why is so-and-so not responding to my IM's?
Person2: Dude, so-and-so is probably waffling!

by Oprahruru March 31, 2009

waffling

talking around the
point, filling in time, or boring talk.

"We're continuously
waffling from the ridiculous to the sublime.".

by Brokenstars August 29, 2004

waffling

The act of jizzing on a waffle and then making someone eat it.

I felt frisky in the morning so to get back at Jim I did some waffling.

by pylorns August 30, 2004

waffling

To talk, without direction or clarity, at length. Often used to fill dead space in conversation.

Suzie would have been easier to get along with if she didn't keep waffling about the most banal things.

by salmonmoose August 19, 2004

Waffling

Masturbating. Like, a lot.

I'm waffling myself now and a lot in general lately.

by Cooptastic January 22, 2016

waffling

1 Going on at great lengths about a subject, and usualy being boring in the process.

1 ( That guy just keeps on waffling about biographies and stuff.)

by Wiggity-wack August 30, 2004

waffling

Changing one's position on an issue

Senator John Kerry is well known for waffling on the important political issues to appease both sides

by Paul Xiano August 21, 2004