Vircel

An incel who is also a super virgin. (Women fear them)

God did you see how Max creeped out those women, he's such a vircel...

by Mr_Kroobs July 30, 2024

Volcel

Voluntarily celibate. One who avoids, dating, sex, marriage, and romantic relationships entirely with the opposite sex.

Characterized by an aggressive form of M.G.T.O.W. where men avoid relationships of any sort with the opposite sex, because of the inherent risk and little potential upside of such relationships.

“Graypillers”

That’s my last fucking Tinder date, I’m going graypill.”

“You mean you are going to be a volcel??

by Lazlomatic January 27, 2024

Volcel

A person who's totally missing his partner (due to any reason, e.g. many miles of distance etc.).
No dearth of either horniness or willing members of the opposite sex ...
But a Volcel can only go with partner ... and is not just ready, but also happy to wait to be with partner (because time is best devoted to working to be with partner).

Can't get laid but wants to = incel
Can but doesn't want to get laid = celibate
Can but doesn't want to get laid with anyone, but only with partner = volcel

Susan: "My husband was a volcel during his time abroad".
Being separated by the tallest of mountains and the blackest of seas, we've been volcels for a while.

by Yoyo's_timetin April 10, 2024

Varcelona

The worst club in Spain, paying the referees from 2011. And they keep bragging about how their better than Real Madrid though they don't even have half the UCL's Real Madrid has.

Varcelona is the worst club in spain.

by himzen April 15, 2024

Volcel

Selectively sexual (e.g. monogamous), celibate due to other reasons e.g. currently far from partner.

Tom: "Bro look hot girl we got her, wanna ping her pong?"
"No bro, I'm Volcel".
Pvt. Paul: "Bro we're in the Red light district, wanna hit up a hooker?"
"No bro, I'm Volcel".

by Yoyo's_timetin April 24, 2024

vercel

A type of incel who has been tricked by a commercial entity into using a proprietary framework for building software, which causes them to be locked into that vendor’s platform at exorbitant cost as they scale. Their lack of sexual opportunities comes from either spending all their money on infrastructure costs, or spending all their time migrating to another framework

What a vercel. Just wait till their site hits 10,000 users and they see the bill

by unity8433 May 29, 2024

Vocelia

Vocelia is someone that speaks a lot. Like way too much. They also like to speak using long and not particularily useful sentences. He watches way too much anime and is maybe mathsexual

Oh... Vocelia wrote a novel again...

by LeSteakDeBoeuf June 6, 2024