vulker

a small dick faggot bitch that says to many your mom jokes and sucks his own man boobs

man, that dude is being a total vulker today

by r u serrious December 3, 2014

volmer

A short guy who really doesn't care about what he says and he always lights up everybodies mood

Some would say his mouth speaks faster than his brain. If you need a wingman who isn't shy and can talk to everybody then get yourself a volmer.

dude1: Yo bro I was out with this girl and this volmer dude just came up and took her away from me..

dude2: That's so sad you should try and get yourself a volmer wingman

by LovelyDude November 6, 2019

Greyson Volberg

A very funny and retarded guy but can be very kind and nice, when put with a colton you better watch out they are complete dumbasses

I can’t believe he’s with Greyson Volberg that’s supposed to be me and Colton!

by definition makerss July 26, 2020

Nine-Volter

A person with questionable personal hygiene.

"That bird from last night was a bit of a nine-volter"
"Be fair- she HAD been dancing all night"

by Azenath69 December 19, 2021

Voller

Owning hair and/or Facial hair that frankly looks bollock poor.

Instantly you could tell he was a nobhead just by his Voller.

Look at the Voller on him! He looks like he's been combing his hair with a flymo!

by Daz September 22, 2004

Voldermorting

The sexual art of pulling out just before you ejaculate, and blowing your load* all over her chest, screaming AVADA KEDAVRA! If you are agile enough to fuck whilst standing up, she may fling herself backwards and die. Bonus points if she receives a legitimate injury.

*Works best with green cum.

We thought our sex life was getting boring, so we decided to take up Voldermorting. She broke three ribs the other day, I'm well chuffed!!

by A fucked up gamer. November 7, 2015

voldermortist

A flaming homo who likes cocktails

Voldermortist squeeled like a girl

by RickJames March 29, 2005