Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin is the current President of Russia. He is a former KGB agent and he is super strong and dangerous. He is currently invading Ukraine.
Emily: Stop invading Ukraine, Vladimir Putin! -makes edit about Save Ukraine-
Putin: Думаешь, я боюсь дегенеративной маленькой девочки? Теперь я буду вторгаться в Украину еще сильнее!
(You might want to translate to English unless you speak Russian)
Putin: Думаешь, я боюсь дегенеративной маленькой девочки? Теперь я буду вторгаться в Украину еще сильнее!
(You might want to translate to English unless you speak Russian)
by Queen Of Urban Dictionary May 27, 2022
by Gawkingisgood May 28, 2022
Peter Drury: Now here's Vladimir Putin, the God-Emperor himself. He shoots... and he scores! How did he score from outside the stadium?
Gary Neville: There's never been a better player, even though he's never played football and is usually far too busy leading our civilisation towards an uncertain fate.
Gary Neville: There's never been a better player, even though he's never played football and is usually far too busy leading our civilisation towards an uncertain fate.
by Max Biggins October 9, 2020
When your ranga friend rocks up at school with the fresh cut and he looks like a Russian and you call him a gay Russian
by Drunkonsteppingstones69 April 21, 2019
A former President of the United States who was kicked out of the office for sexual terms with members of the white house. Vladimir was also the 1st-25th President of the United States. He was also the first human to exist along with Donald J Trump and Kim Jong Un. Now they all live together as one big happy gay family.
Person 1: Hey look, Vladimir Putin is dancing to Rasputin
Vladimir: Come dance with me
Person 1: That´s gay
Vladimir: No it isn´t
Vladimir: Come dance with me
Person 1: That´s gay
Vladimir: No it isn´t
by ReaperFL November 9, 2018
A dickhead who decided to send forces to Ukraine, and basically ordered genocide. He oppresses speech and anything about the Russo-Ukraine war that isn't putting Russia in the good. He literally said he was a victim of cancel culture too. Zelenskyy is gonna beat his ass.
You know Vladimir Putin, President of the Russian Federation? He's a dickhead, someone needs to REDACTED.
by NoodlePlanet 212 April 30, 2022