A homosexual that maintains same sex attraction as a thing as opposed to same gender attraction. They don’t get bogged down with ‘preferred pronouns’ or anything woke. Can also be applied to vintage lesbians and vintage bisexuals.
A: What’s your sexuality, gender and preferred pronouns?
B: Oh, I don’t do pronouns and shit. I’m just a regular vintage gay.
B: Oh, I don’t do pronouns and shit. I’m just a regular vintage gay.
by The Angel in Hell November 7, 2021
Get the Vintage gaymug. by headydead September 25, 2013
Get the uncorking a vintagemug. Noun: A person who exudes an aura of vintage and finesse, commonly found wearing exclusively vintage clothes.
by Oliver Doyle January 16, 2023
Get the Vintage-Spillermug. Rachel is into age gaps. She craves vintage seed. Can’t get enough.
My grandpa blew his vintage seed all over his home health aid as she was giving him a sponge bath.
My grandpa blew his vintage seed all over his home health aid as she was giving him a sponge bath.
by Eaton Holgoode May 28, 2018
Get the Vintage Seedmug. on certain occasions, after one has consumed a particularly elegant meal—for example, of curried mussels with sausages, french fried potatoes, and port wine drunk from pig's bladders—one may seek to capture the essence of one's gaseous excretions in a flask. this typically happens only once or twice in a decade. the very best farts are known "body-spirits," or "esprit-de-corps," in the original french. such ripples will gain in complexity during the years they spend in the bottle, acquiring notes of dogshit, turpentine, penis sweat, and shark farts.
jamal: shall or shan't we uncork a few vintage farts this eve?
edgar: but of course, my good man.
jamal: i'll let you do the honors.
edgar: let me just take a dump right quick.
jamal: yeah no prob.
edgar: just opened it. smells so friggin good. just smells just like a dick.
jamal: cool.
edgar: yeah sick.
edgar: but of course, my good man.
jamal: i'll let you do the honors.
edgar: let me just take a dump right quick.
jamal: yeah no prob.
edgar: just opened it. smells so friggin good. just smells just like a dick.
jamal: cool.
edgar: yeah sick.
by trilliam turdsworth July 22, 2021
Get the vintage fartmug. Noun: A person who exudes an aura of vintage, finesse and flamboyancy; commonly wearing exclusively vintage and/or thrifted clothes.
by Oliver Doyle January 16, 2023
Get the Vintage-Spillermug. A term used to describe a phyisically attractive but older than average lady. Not to be confused with milf as Vintage Bintage doesn't nessecarily have to have children.
by Sheriff July 21, 2004
Get the vintage bintagemug.