emo violin

Replace bow with knife.
Replace violin with wrist.
Proceed to saw.


-Emo.

Go play the emo violin, loser.

by Chantaloonars June 29, 2005

big violin

What non-orchestra people call a cello

Educated Orchestra Geek: Hey, you coming to the concert tonight?
Uncultured Swine: oOh wiLL tHeRe bE tHoSe biG viOLiNs oWo

*facepalm*

by namjoonismyoppa June 7, 2019

Red Violin

A fart so rench that it can clear out a crowded room in next to no time.

Back ground information:
Ben breaks wind in club called the Red Violin and tries to walk away…but club is so small and wind so potent that Ben can't escape his own flatulence…no matter where he goes. Fellow patrons are aghast.

Time for me to squeak out another red violin tune.

by Red Violin August 19, 2008

brian viglione

Drummer for the punk cabaret group The Dresden Dolls.

Brian Viglione is sex and I'm going to bear his children.

by GriffinWaterstone July 28, 2008

Blood violin

The meeting of wrist and razor blade in the act of, or attempt at, suicide. The razor blade takes the bart of the bow, the wrist the violin, and the cutting motion is the playing.

Playing the blood violin, i.e. cutting one's wrist.

by Stu147 June 10, 2008

Violining

1. When youre smashing a girl and another girl licks your sex utencil as you do it. The girl getting smashed is the violin. The girl licking the penis is the strings on the violin. And the guy smashing is the bow.

Did you really smash my sister?
Your sister and your mom. We were Violining all night long

by Brean69 July 8, 2020

Playing the Arm Violin

Cutting one's wrists or arms. An arm violinist is one who takes part in this activity.

Girl One: Hey have you talked to Kayla lately? Stephan cheated on her and they broke up.

Girl Two: Oh yeah, she's a mess. She's taken up playing the arm violin. It's quite sad.

by Bacontobaconspacetimecontinuum June 22, 2009