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the vesti

a place on the internet full of geeks who can't get laid and are mean and sarcastic. in other words.. the best place in the world.
I went to the vesti today and they called me a douchebag.
by hahaha July 20, 2004
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Vested Up

To currently have on a ballistic vest or ballistic armor (bulletproof vest).
That nigga vested up. Gonna aim for the head.
by Red_5 October 17, 2009
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Vester

Vester is the funniest most outgoing person you will ever meet. He’s caring and understanding. He’s always there for you and listens when you talk. His eyebrows are ass but his hair is beautiful and soft. When he loves a girl like with all his heart he treats her like the world he loves her unconditionally and always makes sure she’s happy.
Vester is so funny and I love him
by Harmharmthesis March 26, 2019
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Vasty

Beautiful one, beloved one, excellent woman, best of women.

Different versions of the name include: Vashti, Vasti and Vashty

Queen Vasty (Hebrew: ושתי, Persian: وَ شتی ) is the wife of King Ahasuerus in the Book of Esther, a book included in the Bible. She is banished for her refusal to appear at the king's banquet to come wearing her royal crown to display her "beauty" for the king and his guests. It is implied that she was being asked to appear naked. She is viewed as an independent-minded heroine and a virtuous woman.

Persian tradition regards Vasty as a distinct historical figure. She is also regarded as one of the first feminists.
Early feminists, such as Elizabeth Cady Stanton and Harriet Beecher Stowe, admired Vasty's principle and courage.
Harriet Beecher Stowe called Vasty's disobedience the "first stand for woman's rights."
by Fiona29 November 6, 2010
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rose vest

The amazing vest covered in fake roses, worn by ryan ross, brendon urie, and jon walker of the MAGICAL band, Panic! At The Disco. the best known color is red worn by ryan. optional colors are black and white.

BEWARE: THIS VEST WILL MAKE YOU SWOON AND ACT LIKE A TEENIE.

caution: this vest is probably flammable
Janine: The rose vest makes me swoonn.. *TEENIE SQUEAL*
Marie: Are you serious....O_O
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Yellow-vested fuck

Any service workers deemed excessive, unnecessary, or generally unhelpful. Usually stands out by the bright yellow vests they wear, sometimes adorned with reflective lining
The parking situation at SeaWorld sucks. Just a bunch of yellow-vested fucks standing around not being particularly helpful in directing traffic
by Prince Edward the turd January 8, 2020
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G-Vestite Corkscrew

An annoying woman who claims to be a male, Likes 2 girls 1 cup and pretends to have childhood trauma along with her dad leaving her a year after birth.
“Kimmie was in a really bad mood today. Do you have any clue what happened to him?

“Yes I do. I called him a G-Vestite Corkscrew!”

“Well you aren’t wrong. I can’t stand him sometimes.”
by Dr. Czech Maid January 21, 2023
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