Vertical Newton

Vertical Newton is an interesting sort of sex position in which both members are upside down, while the penis is inside the other partner's ear. Sounds surprising, but in the heat of the moment, many women find it very sensual.

"I just got my vertical newton on last night!"

by Chacha311 January 13, 2009

vertigay

A type of dizziness, which is caused by a build-up of semen in the ear, causing a bacterial infection.

Hey you guys, I can't come into work. After that all night man orgy, I'm suffering from vertigay big time.

by rogerflemish August 31, 2010

vertical gifted

Being vertical gifted means that everyone shorter than you will look up to you (especially if you’re between 6’2 - 6’6), like the god that you are, just to embrace your uniqueness.

All the girls want them, all the guys want to be them. Anything taller than that makes you a unique freak of nature.

*This definition was created by the 6’5 feet gang*

Sam: I hate being short sometimes

Jon: Can’t related! I’m glad that I’m vertical gifted! I was send from the heavens.

Sam: … stfu

by Finn Gerbangh December 14, 2021

Vergil

The storm that is approaching,
Provoking,
Blacks clouds in isolation,
The reclaimer of his name,
Born in flames,
He have been blessed,
His family's crest is the demon of death.

"Vergil is my favourite character"
"Yeah same, I love his theme song so much"

by Etecs August 4, 2022

vertical smile

A woman's Vagina. Called a smile since there are two labia or lips just like a face.

I'd like to kiss that vertical smile any time.

by wickers February 12, 2008

Vertical anus

When an anus is used so much hole becomes vertical. The asshole will resemble a coffee bean as it will normally be darkened and swollen if its vertical.

Dan: "You won't believe how good his ass was!"
Adam: "what? Was it a vertical anus?"

by Wowwastaken May 1, 2019

Vertigo Stick

1. See disco stick

2. Penis, as popularized by Lady GaGa's song "Bad Romance"

"I want your psycho,
Your vertigo stick,
Want you in my rear window,
Baby, you're sick"

by Fame Monster November 11, 2009